Fast as the wind.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

What is with cats wanting to rub all over your legs at the very top of the stairs? Was murdering my roomba not enough Invenkitty? You’re gonna get Frankie now too?

[actual-harl-fucking-hubbs]

what if they see you at the top of the stairs and think you must be scared of the height and are trying to make you feel better about being scared but are accidentally making it worse

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Aww I think I like thinkin’ of it that way. Sweet kitties.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

Or. The more logical conclusion.. Assassination attempt.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Invenkitty’s literally programmed not to hurt me, it can’t be an assassination attempt. I was jokin’.

[snake-rattler]

I'll uh. Be taking him off your hands now.

[snake-rattler]

Alright, let's clear the cobwebs off this thing.. I'm back in town.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

👁️👁️

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

What is with cats wanting to rub all over your legs at the very top of the stairs? Was murdering my roomba not enough Invenkitty? You’re gonna get Frankie now too?

[actual-harl-fucking-hubbs]

what if they see you at the top of the stairs and think you must be scared of the height and are trying to make you feel better about being scared but are accidentally making it worse

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Aww I think I like thinkin’ of it that way. Sweet kitties.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

Or. The more logical conclusion.. Assassination attempt.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

What is with cats wanting to rub all over your legs at the very top of the stairs? Was murdering my roomba not enough Invenkitty? You’re gonna get Frankie now too?

[nameless-to-the-wind]

do you not know about the knife throwing nightmare creature staying in Frankie’s house, or is the adult just more of a threat to you

I can also throw knives. Is this a requirement? I will throw knives.

[mitch-2-0]

Uhh since apparently Frankie’s not saying anything here- um as the other adult in the house please don’t throw knives either. I don’t think I can ground you, or that Frankie could either I dunno what the situation is here entirely, but Ennis is currently basically grounded for the whole like knife throwing thing.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

… Sorry I didn’t see the post cause I was figurin’ out what the hell is happenin’ in that photo Duke just posted. But yeah, do not throw knives in my house please. If you guys just GOTTA, at least go get some targets or something and set it up OUTSIDE. And people do NOT get to be targets. Or stand near the targets. Or encourage any knife throwin’ tricks that involve a knife being thrown toward a person in any way.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

..So..Do not throw knives. I can also do that.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

do you not know about the knife throwing nightmare creature staying in Frankie’s house, or is the adult just more of a threat to you

I can also throw knives. Is this a requirement? I will throw knives.

[mitch-2-0]

Uhh since apparently Frankie’s not saying anything here- um as the other adult in the house please don’t throw knives either. I don’t think I can ground you, or that Frankie could either I dunno what the situation is here entirely, but Ennis is currently basically grounded for the whole like knife throwing thing.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

… Sorry I didn’t see the post cause I was figurin’ out what the hell is happenin’ in that photo Duke just posted. But yeah, do not throw knives in my house please. If you guys just GOTTA, at least go get some targets or something and set it up OUTSIDE. And people do NOT get to be targets. Or stand near the targets. Or encourage any knife throwin’ tricks that involve a knife being thrown toward a person in any way.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

..So..Do not throw knives. I can also do that.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Which cat ate my fresh rosemary??? I was gonna make the pretty focaccia today…

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Which cat ate my fresh rosemary??? I was gonna make the pretty focaccia today…

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Which cat ate my fresh rosemary??? I was gonna make the pretty focaccia today…

[nameless-to-the-wind]

do you not know about the knife throwing nightmare creature staying in Frankie’s house, or is the adult just more of a threat to you

I can also throw knives. Is this a requirement? I will throw knives.

[nameless-to-the-wind]

Bitter...

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Which cat ate my fresh rosemary??? I was gonna make the pretty focaccia today…

[euro-jinx]

Roof:3

[maya-rattler]

Roof? :>

[nameless-to-the-wind]

Roof...

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

@nameless-to-the-wind could you stop attackin’ my friend please

[nameless-to-the-wind]

👁️👁️ this trespasser is your friend..?

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

She was invited, so not a trespasser, but yes.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

@nameless-to-the-wind could you stop attackin’ my friend please

[nameless-to-the-wind]

👁️👁️ this trespasser is your friend..?

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

She was invited, so not a trespasser, but yes.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

@nameless-to-the-wind could you stop attackin’ my friend please

[nameless-to-the-wind]

👁️👁️ this trespasser is your friend..?

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

She was invited, so not a trespasser, but yes.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

@nameless-to-the-wind could you stop attackin’ my friend please

[nameless-to-the-wind]

👁️👁️ this trespasser is your friend..?