What is with cats wanting to rub all over your legs at the very top of the stairs? Was murdering my roomba not enough Invenkitty? You’re gonna get Frankie now too?
what if they see you at the top of the stairs and think you must be scared of the height and are trying to make you feel better about being scared but are accidentally making it worse
Aww I think I like thinkin’ of it that way. Sweet kitties.
Or. The more logical conclusion.. Assassination attempt.
Invenkitty’s literally programmed not to hurt me, it can’t be an assassination attempt. I was jokin’.
I'll uh. Be taking him off your hands now.
You takin’ the little one too? She glitter bombed my garage a little while ago.
..She's been staying with you too? Shit. Well. Right. Where is she...
SNEAK ATTACK1!1!











