Honest-To-Hachiman Hanyou Samurai

Yumi Hayakawa, Hanyou Samurai, Protecting humanity from what goes bump in the night. [[Dresden Files OC Character, Mun 18+]]

[cleromancy]

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[rpmeme-dump]

Send an outfit or describe an outfit for my muses reaction

[namelessblade]

💋

💋 as a lover: Yumi has demanding standards. She expects her partner to give high effort and be both attentive and highly engaged. She wants sex to be involved from the toes to the tips of her hairs, and not just some hasty thrusting. She expects care for her desires, she expects dedication to her pleasure and she expects the performance to go the entire distance. 

She holds herself to the same standards, and she is willing to forgive failure in achieving them as long as one tries. But she loathes careless lovers.

[namelessblade]

☂☯

☂ - the last thing my muse bought

Sex Wax

☯ - the three things my muse has most recently lied about

“Yes, those are golden contact lenses”

“That Katana is just decoration”

“No officer, I didn’t notice the speed limit.”

[rangerlake]

…

What is sex wax?

[namelessblade]

Its a brand of surfing wax to apply on the top of the surfboard to better stay on top. Just with a pretty double entrende-y name

[namelessblade]

☂☯

☂ - the last thing my muse bought

Sex Wax

☯ - the three things my muse has most recently lied about

“Yes, those are golden contact lenses”

“That Katana is just decoration”

“No officer, I didn’t notice the speed limit.”

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

pry-- send me a symbol for...

OPTIONAL: add a + [name] and i will answer the question as it relates to your muse where applicable e.g. last five texts my muse sent about/to your muse (cross this out if you don’t want to do it!)

❤ - the five most recent things my muse has googled ☀ - the five last texts my muse sent ★ - the most recent journal entry my muse has made ☂ - the last thing my muse bought ♞ - the most recent crime my muse committed ☯ - the three things my muse has most recently lied about ☭ - three last texts my muse has received ☢ - four most recent tweets my muse has made ☎ - what my muse’s room currently looks like ❄ - five thoughts my muse has recently had ♫ - five things your muse finds attractive in a person ✂ - my muse’s five most visited websites

[namelessblade]

😈💕

😈 as an ex: Depending on how the relationship ended, Yumi can vary from being friendly and maybe open for some sex with the ex or she’ll go full passive aggressive tsundere on the poor guy if she feels slighted by the breakup. She’ll be rude, abrasive and probably only adress him by insults.

💕 as a bf/gf/dm: Yumi looks for closeness in a relationship. She’ll slip into bed with him/her, want to shower together, just generally be close to each other. Just be present. Despite that, she’s not a very verbal partner, preferring gestures or little acts of love to speak for her. 

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

Send an emoji and I'll describe what my muse would be like...

🌼 as a friend 😉 as a best friend 💕 as a bf/gf/dm 💍 as a spouse 💋 as a lover 😏 as a friend with benefits 😈 as an ex

[namelessblade]

☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders?☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. ☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing?

☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders?

Someone she respects? She follows it. The rest?

“You are not my supervisor!” With a extra helping of sarcasm, or other movie quotes to that effect.

☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown.

Loosing control - or more clearly - loosing her human restraint. She is very conscious of the fact that if her humanity wasn’t in control of her demonic side, she’d probably be as dangerous as the monsters she hunts, if not more so.

To her, becoming what she fights is the nightmare scenario. Its a perversion of her entire identity. 

☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing?

Depends on the reason. If its because of stress, she’ll probably go train. if its a more benign reason, she’ll go and enjoy her perfect night vision by doing night surfing or go clubbing to tire herself out.

[cittamemes]

In Depth Headcanon Prompts;

☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying? ☯ : Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why? ♥ : Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise. ☆ : Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish? ☁ : Describe how they would spend a stormy, overcast/rainy day. ☂ : Storms or clear skies? εжз : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable? ☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency. ☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders? ☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. ✄ : Are there any reasons why they would ever think of self-harm? If so, what are they? ❤ : Describe a physical action that shows complete trust. ❥ : Describe a verbal way they would express complete trust. ✗ : Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike. ⊗ : What is something that causes them to question themself? ☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing? ☤ : Is there anything about their health they are continuously on edge about? Something they disregard? ✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life. ❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them. ✖ : Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive. ♆ : Are they prone to violent outbursts or thoughts? ✏ : What are their creative outlets? ✉ : Do they tend to rely on words or actions more? ♡ : Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back. ۞: Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they?

[namelessblade]

[namelessblade]

Yumi’s Favorite Shirt

[themysticmusegallery]

Open- Moshe

[namelessblade]

“…..Is that something that needs to be done?” Yumi asked with a clueless frown.

[themysticmusegallery]

“W-well… maybe?” Moshe offered. “I-I mean I hear people are picky about boats carrying invasive plants these days… and a touch up never hurt anyone…”

[namelessblade]

“....I have honestly no idea. I got that place more by accident...”

[themysticmusegallery]

Open- Moshe

[namelessblade]

“….I live on a houseboat.”

[themysticmusegallery]

“Ahhh… y-yea that um, that might not be the optimal place for internal cleaning,” Moshe admitted. “B-but if you need the hull cleaned at the dock, th-they should be good at that.”

[namelessblade]

“.....Is that something that needs to be done?” Yumi asked with a clueless frown.

[themysticmusegallery]

Open- Moshe

[namelessblade]

“Its probably not suited to clean a bathroom, is it?” Yumi asked after careful and deep consideration.

[themysticmusegallery]

“W-well… actually yes,” Moshe answered. “I-I mean, so long as that bathroom has nice strong floors.”

[namelessblade]

“....I live on a houseboat.”

[themysticmusegallery]

Open- Moshe

[namelessblade]

Yumi considered for a moment to explain the fact that her sword was not exactly forged by purely mortal means…

And if she was honest, a part of her considered the idea of a berserk golem to be…enticing. A deep, primal part of her within her demonic blood. Which probably meant it was a bad idea.

Sighing, she put her hands on her hips. “Fine. No Golem fight training.”

[themysticmusegallery]

Moshe let out a sigh of relief. “Oh, oh good, that’s good,” he said with a genuine smile. “S-so, um, do you have any other tasks that need a golem’s strength?”

[namelessblade]

“Its probably not suited to clean a bathroom, is it?” Yumi asked after careful and deep consideration.