goose

he/they/she/it witch & demonolator Ghost, BG3, GWAR :)

[namelessgoose]

New intro post for 2026 ‼️ if you’ve ever wanted to know anything about Goose, there’s a lot of info here!

Basics:

- any pronouns

- genderfluid lesbian

- open dms / asks, i’ll probably give you my discord or instagram if you ask nicely especially if we’re moots

- feel free to @ me in things, if i don’t respond it is nothing personal, i probably just didn’t know who to @ to continue it 😭

- PLEASE feel free to say hi if you want to

Music:

- I LOVE Ghost, i also really like Gwar, but i’m a newer fan to them

- I also listen to a lot of Mitski, Car Seat Headrest, Femtanyl, and Dazey and the Scouts

- Other genres i like a lot are ska, punk, riot grrrl, metal (mostly thrash, starting to get into other stuff!), and industrial

- I play saxophone, guitar, ukulele, and banjo! I sing too and like to mess with audio tech stuff

- LOVE concerts

Games:

- I am a HUGE bg3 fan

- i also enjoy cod! (i’ve only played mw2 and 3)

Witchy stuff:

- demonolator :)

- eclectic witch

- tarot reader

Fandom specific things:

Ghost:

I got into them in late 2021ish and have been a huge fan since! I’ve seen them live three times (re imperatour and skeletour both legs, all illinois shows). I was at barricade for both legs of skeletour and they were both SO AWESOME. Infestissumam is my favorite album, love all the papas but Secondo is my favorite (he is only slightly above the others). I enjoy terzomega and secalpha quite a bit (more secalpha content please 💔)

Baldur’s Gate 3:

Gale and Astarion are my favorites and I enjoy bloodweave quite a bit unsurprisingly lmao. I always play the game on easy mode and save scum way too much. I am notoriously bad at video games, the only reason I can enjoyably play BG3 is because I had played DND for years prior 😅

GWAR:

I saw them at Riot Fest in september of 2025 without knowing much about them prior and I had SO MUCH fun and became a huge fan! Saw them again 4/3/26, actually prepared this time, was at barricade, got soaked, and it was AMAZING!! Huge fan of Slymenstra and Balsac :)

Miscellaneous:

- i like to sew!

- student full time and working part time so if i don’t respond right away im probably doing something related to those

- cst time zone

okay i think that’s all, if i didn’t cover something just ask 😁

[namelessgoose]

thinking about how when i saw GWAR in april, Grodius did his walk in front of the barricade, i waved to him, and he did the quickest and most aggressive wave back ever before he went back to playing guitar 😭

[geekgirles]

A young suffragette from the 1920s and her supportive, feminist alien robot boyfriend isn't something I ever thought I'd need, but it definitely healed something in me.

[namelessgoose]

GWARRR

YESS GWAAAAAAAR!!!!!

fun little gwar story for you!

I saw them in April and got to the venue around 3ish. I got in line right away while my awesome dad looked for a parking spot, and at one point he tried to park right in front of the venue. While he was meticulously parallel parking, someone walked out of the venue, up to his car, and ask him to roll his window down. It’s at this moment where, from afar, I realize that is MICHAEL BISHOP aka Blothar’s human slave in front of my dad’s car. It was pretty far so I couldn’t hear what they were saying, but eventually Bishop walks away and my dad drives away to find a different parking spot.

My dad finally parks and goes in line with me so I ask him, “what were you and him talking about??” He says “who?? that weird old guy?”

…Blothar from GWAR asked my dad if he was his uber driver right in front of the venue and my dad had absolutely NO CLUE who he was 😭

[guiseofsanct1ty]

My own little👀👀 Boxer IV design i really wanna participate in AF but i genuinely only care about boxer copia rn so i made rhis👀👀 i love him alot

[namelessgoose]

guess who has tickets to see GWAR and Angine de Poitrine at Riot Fest AND on their own tours this year 😄😄😄

[namelessgoose]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE TOUR SHOWS ARE IN THE SAME WEEK TOO. AdP on Monday and GWAR on Thursday 😭😭

[namelessgoose]

guess who has tickets to see GWAR and Angine de Poitrine at Riot Fest AND on their own tours this year 😄😄😄

[namelessgoose]

Wish Nikki happily ai generating a cartoon of her and Bear together when real Nikki is an extremely passionate writer has got to be one of my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE details in Obsession.

[namelessgoose]

i am a HUGE fan of the fact that there’s two alien bands on the riot fest line up

[namelessgoose]

look what i got 😄😄😄

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[eurodynamic]

CRESSIDA BRIGHT 007 First Light (2026) dev. IO Interactive

[trialsofthedas]

making James Bond play the role of chauffeur so he can be in time out in the car while every other 00 candidate gets to go inside and mingle is objectively the funniest thing they could have done oh my god I love this game

[battycemetery]

u guys should listen to gwar......

[namelessgoose]

GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE GWAR AND ANGINE DE POITRINE IN THE SAME WEEKEND!!?!?!?!!

[cad4verous]

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[modcrow]

i saw your post asking for hurt/comfort requests and sick comfort with any ghost characters would be great, i have the WORST cold right now 😭

Ask and you shall receive!

I apologize for it being somewhat short 😭💔

Characters- Chain and Cardinal Primo

Can be read platonically or romantically!

Description: Primo has been promoted to Cardinal for a while now, the work loads heavy and so is the pressure to be perfect. Amidst everything Primo begins feeling sick, but he ignores it and overworks himself. Chain finds Primo hunched over his desk, ill and exhausted.

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It was late at night, but not late for cardinal Primo who’d been up since 4 am and had been working until 1am the next day. His head was pounding and he felt ill but brushed it off, after all, work still had to be done.

Chain had been looking for his Cardinal for half an hour, stumbling across his room and hearing upset grumbling from inside. He ever so slightly opened the door and saw Primo hunched over his desk, head in his hands and papers everywhere.

“Primo…?” Chain approached Primo like a rescuer to a wounded animal, speaking quietly. Primo looked up, looking almost shameful of his current state.

“What Chain? I’m trying to work.” Primo looked back at his papers, knocking over his ink with a frustrated whine on accident and muttering a curse.

“Are you sick? You look pale, more pale than normal and you’re so sweaty…” Chain took a few more steps forward, placing his hand on Primos forehead and wincing. “Oh my Satanas…Primo- you should be resting…”

Primo huffed and rolled his eyes, “Chain, you know work must be done…I cannot just not do it.” Primo stood up from his chair, stumbling and reaching for his head once again.

“Primo enough, bed. Now.” Chain took primos arm to steady him.

“I said I’m fine, I don’t- I don’t need to be babysat…” Primo started swaying, after just a moment he gave into Chains grasp. Chain led him to sit on his bed. Primo relaxed slightly but was wearing his thick formal cardinal attire which was only making everything worse. Chin wandered over to Primos dresser and found a tank top and shorts.

“Here, put these on, I’ll be right back,” Chain said as he left to get some more things from Primos bathroom. When Chain came back Primos was changed and laid out on his bed, his hair a mess. Chain layed a cold wash cloth on Primos forehead, taking his temperature. “Satanas…Primo, think you can take some medicine for me?” Chain asked, Primo nodded. Chain got Primo to take the medicine without a protest.

“Chain-…Can…guhh…can you braid my hair..?” Primo seemed disappointed that he didn’t think he could do it himself but Chain just softly smiled.

“Of course Primo…” Chain took a brush off of primos night stand and began braiding his long blonde hair into a long neat braid. “There you go Primo…”

“Thank you…” Primo muttered, beginning to fall asleep. 

Chain stayed with him the whole night, making sure he was comfortable and recovering. Primo was sure to thank him but was a little annoyed when Chain began watching him closer during work days.