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forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
Draco Malfoy probably
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.
She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.
It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.
* * *
Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.
A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her.
* * *
Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.
And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.
* * *
Third year, she started to notice a trend.
First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.
After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.
He did not notice.
* * *
They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.
Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.
And she was right.
Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.
* * *
Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.
She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.
But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.
Potter’s fault. Of course.
* * *
Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.
All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.
Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.
This was the worst fucking school, honestly.
* * *
They were calling it “The Final Battle.”
Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him.
“POTTER.”
He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”
She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”
She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.
* * *
She became Minister of Magic at age 36.
Fucking Potter.
I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic
this needs to be a short film
Hermione: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Draco: what if it bites me and it dies?
Hermione: it means you're poisonous, Merlin, learn to listen.
Blaise: what if it bites itself and I die?
Theo: that's voodoo.
Harry: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Hermione: that's correlation, not causation.
Theo: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Draco: that's kinky.
Hermione: oh my god.
Draco: Harry kissed me
Hermione *gasp*: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Draco: It was unbelievable!
Hermione: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Pansy: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Hermione, get the wine and unplug the phone. Draco, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Draco: Oh, it ended very well
Pansy: Aww
Hermione *rushing over with the wine*: Do not start without me. Do NOT start without me!
Pansy: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Draco: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it
Hermione: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Draco: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair
Hermione & Pansy *squealing*: Awww
*meanwhile, Harry, Ron and Blaise are eating pizza at Grimmauld Place*
Harry: And, uh, and then I kissed him
Blaise: Tongue?
Harry: Yeah
Ron & Blaise *nod*: Cool
This Is the End (2013) dir. Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short. I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”
It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
“i would need a license to sell ice cream so I drive around and give it out free to children”
Draco is bad at Muggle Tech
I needed a distraction today … anyone else need one?
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this class was later removed from the curriculum
More like GRIFT-indor amirite 🦁 Also this week on the Patreon comic we have Kevin paying a visit to the kitchen elves, sign up for $1 to read it: www.patreon.com/emilyscartoons https://www.instagram.com/p/B9d-lRMntb4/?igshid=qxsmp24dngnj
Looking for MCD or heavy angst drarry fics if anyone has any recommendations!! I’ve read barely any so if you have a favourite this is your chance, and feel free to do a self-rec (that way I’ll know who to run to when I’m done hehe)
Infidelity and (Dis)honesty by @fleetofshippyships
Harry wakes up after a party naked in Malfoy’s bed. He has no memory of what happened. The first thing he does, is tell his wife.
These two fics had me crying for days. If I think about them too hard I’ll probably cry right now. They’re so full of such raw, intense emotions, the kind that you know are wrong but feel so right. I don’t want to give any spoilers so I’ll shut up now and urge you to read it if you want to fall in love with the most raw, painful and beautiful aspects of Drarry again while also messily sobbing in a corner.
ngl #Hey zoe I still haven’t moved on from this fic is what I love to hear XD
THANK YOU FOR THE REC, LOVE
to be perfectly frank, if it hadn’t been for your passion about those fics, I might never have put them (and all my other drarry fics) back online, you kind of kick-started the process when you helped me remember (through your excitement and passion) the reasons I wrote and enjoyed writing many of my drarry fics in the first place and helped me forget all the bullshit I used to get on them that led me to hiding them away in the first place XD
(but in all seriousness, please no one read those two fics if you’re iffy about infidelity, they’re not a ‘forbidden romance’ type slant, but more an exploration of people making mistakes and dealing with the aftermath than anything else, and like Rockmarina says, they’re not happy fics XD)
okay, there, enjoy
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_This_ is clearly Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
sorry, love
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
never not reblog Jason Isaacs.
This is so fricking adorable
Eye of the Beholder
I’ve never found myself pretty so I made a quick comic that might help others with the same feelings
Yes good comic
idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why
ron: why do you even LIKE snape, he’s such a DICK percy
percy: do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much i’ve learned under him? he’s a genius and he’s the reason i’m going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if he’s a dick.
snape, after two hours: mr. weasley, it’s past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.
percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee: sir i just have one more question–
#ron thinks snape hates him bc he’s harry’s friend but snape actually hates him bc he’s percy’s brother
I love it, I am dying over here.