come in my wizard tower

come in nothing bad will happen they/she/fae/ey, 21+

[arc-gx]

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🐞🐛🐜🪲 oh no! your found my secret bug rave! everyone scatter 🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️💨

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[silvermoon424]

“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.

[bgm05]

?????

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are ever offered a bite of one of these do not take it because you will live the rest of your life unsatisfied by sensory pleasures

[velvetys]

The way I still don’t know what a viscount is

[hotvampireadjacent]

Some stupid bullshit it doesn’t matter

[princesspineberry]

It’s when you pay less than the usual price for something ☝️😊

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

[nongunktional]

video games are so fucking awesome i wish i liked them

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[spw-art]

Commission for @cursed-child-autumncookie! I am asked to draw a whimsical fat woman and I ascend into the heavens. I loved working on this!! Thank you!!

[sweatermuppet]

advice to straight men from lesbians in an article titled "heterosexual outreach" by nancy ford, published in "dimensions" may 1995

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

[kalanha]

betting match🏖️