Namor is a Butt

[trinklied]

Namor’s Butt as drawn by Geof Isherwood

[gildivel]

The twist is they are all dragons

[zhanghaos-hairclips]

Steve

[animate-mush]

I lost it at “bad at counting”

[queenklu]

Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What. 

[queenklu]

Jaskier: –like how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat people–or, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of me–

Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.

Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:

Jaskier: What Do You Mean

[cipheramnesia]

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.

[welcome-to-latveria]

Obsessed with Namor laughing at Zora's revelation she slept with Johnny because wow mood sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absolute bullshit going on around you

[namorisabutt]

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[heyboydraws]

NAMOR BINGO

Join the Namor Bingo and celebrate the awesomeness of Marvel’s King of Atlantis with fics and art. 

(Bingo square prompts are taken from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, a poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.) He is friends with Cap, fought Nazis in WWII, has been an Avenger and an X-Men, often a foe, hostile, arrogant, principled, hot, wet. 

Rules and FAQ below

Keep reading

[namorisabutt]

Yay! Let’s do this thing!

[namorthesubmariner]

Namor Week 2021

Welcome to our second annual event! We had an amazing turn out last year and I hope everyone who joins in this year has a lot of fun. 

Remember the following rules for participating: You may create any type of fan work (fan fics, fan art, song playlists, aesthetics, moodboards, podcasts, comic edits, etc.) and be sure to capture the spirit of the theme as well as include Namor or Atlantis, or Atlanteans in some way. Please be sure to have your fan works ready to post when Namor week starts (April 24 - 30) and you may either post it on your account and tag me or submit it to this blog. We accept work here or on twitter. Remember to tag your week with #namorweek so it can be found.

This year we are doing things a bit different for fanfics and are opening up a collection, so if you post to ao3 then don’t forget to add to the collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/NamorWeek2021

Themes:

Day 1 - Eco Warrior : Namor is a protector of the Seas and all who live there. Will you go the undersea warrior way to show him protecting his home or will you show us the business man who worked with humans using his company Oracle Inc.? Be creative!

Day 2 - Childhood : We’ve gotten a whole lot more of Namor’s childhood in the King in Black: Namor series! Depict a moment from Namor’s childhood.

Day 3 - Mythology : The myth of Atlantis has been around for a long time, so create something that could belong to it’s mythology such Gods, Goddesses, stories, and legends! Make up your own myth if you like.

Day 4 - Alternate Universe : A prompt we had last year but it’s so good we choose it again! Pick any Alternate Universe Namor to create a fan work for or make up your own.

Day 5 - Hero or Villain : As comic’s first anti-hero Namor has often been depicted as both; a hero to the undersea realm but a villain to the world above the waves. He’s teamed up with many heroes or villains in the past as well. Show us a Namor in either a heroic or villainous light.

Day 6 - Music or Fashion : We all know Namor rocks a tone of great (and not so great) outfits, so share your favorite or make up some new Atlantean fashion. Or you could choose to depict Namor + music in some way, playlists are encouraged, as are any other form of fan work.

Day 7 - Free Choice : This is a free for all! Maybe you’ll choose to finish up and post a prompt you from any of the pervious days, or maybe you’ll pick any subject you fancy to create something with.

We can’t wait to see what you create! Good Luck and Have Fun!

[imperiuswrecked]

I love how this event is called King in Black and it’s supposed to be something about Venom but I literally do not know/care enough about Venom to understand the importance of who is the King in Black but in my heart I know they’re talking about Namor and his slutty new black outfit.

[jcogginsa]

Is a new outfit slutty if it covers up more than he usually covers?

[imperiuswrecked]

As we say in the Subby Fandom: Namor’s the only character who gets even sluttier the more you cover him up.

Also those fish nets are a good look on him 👀

[ducktbm]

Morning coffee :]

[crow821]

This months ‘Logurt Prompt’.

I picked “Alcohol”

[ranaraeuchle]

Because I am resolved to die alone and lonely in rarepair hell, apparently.

Welcome to my Hulkmariner problem

[ranaraeuchle]

Another silly idea for my teeny tiny ship. Cafe dates with the bros.

[namorthesubmariner]

Unfinished Avengers comic featured Namor the Sub-Mariner Art by Alan Weiss

[imperiuswrecked]

HE WAS IN A SAILOR SUIT. 

Namor walks into a bar, dressed as a sailor, gets in a fight, and leaves, what could be better?

HE WAS SMILING.

His tiny fluttering wings!

He puts his hat on her head, so adorable.

This art is so good, its perfect. I wish this comic had been made.

@fuckyeahrichardiii​ please look at this. I need to lie down for the next century.

[fuckyeahrichardiii]

I ADORE THIS

my favorite?

“Big pointy-eared mysterious sailor type says leave the lady alone”

he gets into a barfight because he intervened when a woman was being harassed

and then when he gets punched in the face it’s like

AHAHAHA LET’S GO MOTHERFUCKERS

honestly that douchebag absolutely made his day by escalating to violence

this is somebody who GETS Namor

and truly, him standing there in his shredded shirt putting his hat on the lady’s head before leaving is the cutest shit ever

[imperiuswrecked]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH. Seriously this comic should have been made!

[imperiuswrecked]

Have a very fancy Sea Prince inspired by @esteicy-blog 

[zenyattasperceptrons]

“Mr Wright just because I work at your agency doesn’t mean”

“No listen”

[azherwind-art]

I’m a big supporter of gay Wrights It had been so long since I did any of this comics in color OMG its so much more work there is a reason why I mostly stay on b&w or flat chromatics cus DAMN!!!!

[browsethestacks]

Namor by Colleen Doran

[ranaraeuchle]

Lookit all the beautiful Imperius Rex art I commissioned this weekend at Tokyo Comic Expo!!

Artists: Yokota Mamoru, Tomoya Mizoguchi, Stephen Segovia, Juan Doe