FUCK YEAH RICHARD III

Imperius rex, bitch

[tabboty]

depression creature

[bafflegab-z-deactivated20230729]

depression creature

[mysharona1987]

[leztat-deactivated20230701]

Be not afraid.

MIDNIGHT MASS (2021)

[fuckyeahrichardiii]

Personal update: my newborn son is now 9 weeks old and still unimpressed by gravity, air, and light

[totalkexcessively-deactivated20]

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

[gorskivijenac]

Osiou Gregoriou monastery, Mount Athos.

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[shamebats]

[robotmango]

the reason i secretly like holiday meet-cute movies is not because they're romantic. it's because of their ludicrous, BALLS TO THE WALL insistence that there are VERY REAL and VERY POWERFUL SUPERNATURAL FORCES that will go to ANY McFUCKIN LENGTH to make wishes come true. like i have seen less commitment to magic as a plot device in actual genre fantasy media. almost literally every holiday movie is like:

secretly tenderhearted heroine who puts on a chilly facade because of her previous Disappointments: oh well. i know it's silly to dream, because.... because holiday magic isn't... real

holiday magic, bolting upright in rage: the FUCK i AIN'T

secretly tenderhearted heroine who used to love christmas but hasn't been back to the farmhouse for years: i just don't have time to fall in love, especially not... at this time of year...

holiday magic, flinging her soulmate from a whole other century bodily over the windshield of her car: INCOMING, BITCH

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[horsedadgeralt]

Well this is a mess

[probablybadrpgideas]

Introduce your monk character and don’t clarify that you meant monk as a job title and not a class. Brother Timothy illuminates manuscripts and has never done a cool punch in his life

[wintersongstress]

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[memewhore]