This might be a weird one, but can you do a headcanon about Asterios and Jack being adopted by their Master?
Adopting Jack the Ripper and Asterios
A/n: Iâm going to assume that the Master is female, because on my opinion thereâs no way Jack would get attached to a male. Also thanks for requesting these cuties, itâs not weird at all and I really like the idea! Jack is my favourite little homicidal babygirl and Asterios deserves so much more love than what he got in Okeanos - iâll hold your hand anytime you want buddy you donât even have to ask
you three really make up the strangest family, everyone is lowkey doubting your sanity for being so affectionate towards Jack, because even though she looks cute sheâs still a deadly killer that could slit your stomach with one slash
but you understood that all Jack really wanted was to be loved, and maybe you couldnât save her soul but the least you could do was to give her some of the love she never received during her life but longed for so badly
however, one time you nearly threw up when she came up to you with blood splattered all across her tiny body and proudly held some bleeding hearts under your nose
âMommy mommy look who I killed today. Do you like it?â
ohgodpleasedontletthisbeahumanheart
turns out she went on a solo raid and singlehandedly killed like 20 Demons because she overheard you telling Mash you needed their hearts
even though youâre happy that she went to such lengths to help you, it will greatly confuse her when you reprimand her for killing others without her permission
Jack honey, the answer isnât always killing. Next time tell me before you go on a murder spree ok?
Asterios is just as much of a handful, constantly pulling you into bone-crushing hugs that might have broken a few ribs the first time he did it but you had held his hand and told him that he was dear to you and literally no one has ever told him something kind like this before so he just got kind of overwhelmed
heâs just a huge fluffy baby boy with horns please love him kay?
you always have your hands full taking care of these balls of energy at the same time, but for a murderous little girl and a big bull-human-hybrid that could crush your skull with his bare hands they get along quite well
Asterios never minds carrying both you and Jack around, it makes him happy when he can be of use to you and when you tell him that he is more than just a tool, this big floofy bull will turn redder than chili peppers
Jack loves to lay your head in your bosom because itâs so warm and comfortable there, Asterios gets slightly jealous that you donât let him do the same, so you have to very carefully explain to him that he canât do the same because..well spiky horns that could impale you anytime
it kind of upsets him, but after 10 minutes of intensive thinking he finally understands what you were trying to say, so he settles with laying his head down your lap and letting you comb his hair or put flowers in it like you could paint the dumbest stuff on his face and heâd still be happy because Master is caring for him and thatâs all he wishes for
heâs such a good boy - protect him
and sometimes, just sometimes, youâll find them peacefully napping together, Jack curled up into a little ball laying on a stretched-out Asterios and itâs honestly the most endearing sight ever
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