W.A.T (wet ass thussy)

| Call me Rocket | They/Them | Pansexual | 23 |

[jeyneofpoole]

crazy face to make at one half of the couple you’re impromptu divorce lawyering for after you’ve just exposed seventy years worth of his lies including but not limited to aiding abetting and directing the death of two beautiful lesbians one of which was sort of his stepdaughter also btw this couple is comprised of nuclear warheads in the shape of beautiful men and you sort of had a thing with both of them that one time in the seventies when you thought you were going to get high and your dick sucked but instead got saw-trapped by a renegade botticelli angel with all mental illnesses in the dsm-5 and a couple others we haven’t categorized yet. daniel molloy you will live forever

[jeyneofpoole]

crazy face to make at one half of the couple you’re impromptu divorce lawyering for after you’ve just exposed seventy years worth of his lies including but not limited to aiding abetting and directing the death of two beautiful lesbians one of which was sort of his stepdaughter also btw this couple is comprised of nuclear warheads in the shape of beautiful men and you sort of had a thing with both of them that one time in the seventies when you thought you were going to get high and your dick sucked but instead got saw-trapped by a renegade botticelli angel with all mental illnesses in the dsm-5 and a couple others we haven’t categorized yet. daniel molloy you will live forever

[1eos]

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

[1eos]

also when ppl act like 20s is peak sexiness. im 26 so if you presented a 22 year old as the pinnacle of desirability i would morph into a chimpanzee and rip you limb from limb. WHAT am i supposed to do with someone who hasn't even gone thru the age 23 ego death

[daddyfuckedme]

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[drolta]

Louis de Pointe du Lac + text posts

[oneheadtoanother]

[brotherfather]

[oneheadtoanother]

[brotherfather]

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

[evilwizard]

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

[emotion-xp]

Is this magic?

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

[guava-jarritos]

66 pounds of live crawfish running rapidly in my NEW VEHICLE

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[bornonthesavage]

[transmascskywalker]

david jenkins is the hero we needed

[seriesfive]

three non-binary people in the ofmd writers’ room :’)

[rainbow-femme]

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things