[orockstar]

[illogical-vulcan-deactivated201]

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

[marshmallowfluffwoman]

Being fat in a swimsuit is a political statement as long as it’s seen as “brave” or “courageous” to wear one. I know ppl mean well when they tell me “I wish I could be that confident”, but really it’s just reaffirming the societal notion that fat bodies are not supposed to visible or shown off 👙 We all deserve to feel confident wearing what we feel comfortable in 💗

[pikachutwo]

[garou-art]

Sometimes you just need dinos.

[yasemblr]

[misssatori]

a lightly toasted fluff

[glyndarling]

I do not know this fluff, but I love her anyway.

[darlingbuck]

This is a circus, all right? It’s a charade, it’s an act. It’s bullshit about how crazy I am. I ain’t crazy! I’m not crazy. Okay? I know what I did. I know who I am.

[mollystanard]

Here’s a silly flowchart that basically informs every day of my life because I am a filthy plant hoarder

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[ona-batlle-22]

Look around, Red. This city, it stinks. It’s a sewer. It stinks and it smells like shit and I can’t get the stink out of my nose. I think that this world, it needs men that are willing to make the hard call. I think you and me are the same!

[cute-baby-animals]

[lbrucewayne]

Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.

[yikyakapp-blog]

[s4wdust]

My petty ass when someone skinny buys something XXXL from a thrift store to ~transform~ it into a cute tailored cocktail dress: how about you leave the XXXL section alone so poor fat women out there can retain some sense of variety out of the 7 things that actually fit them in the god damn goodwill

[678i0u]

[grangerbread]

remember that time in harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 when voldemort dropped dead?

me neither

[draco-theever-malfoy-deactivate]

remember that time Harry was clever and fixed his wand with the elder wand /before/ breaking it and throwing it off a cliff?

me neither

[grangerbread]

remember that time when wormtail strangled himself to death in the deathly hallows part 1 because he was indebted to harry?

me neither.

[noramachwitz]

remember that time when lupin wanted to go horcrux hunting with the trio because tonks was pregnant and he was scared shitless?

me neither

[grangerbread]

remember that time when luna and harry went to the ravenclaw tower in search of the lost diadem and nearly got caught by the carrows but then mcgonagall showed up and saved their arses?

me neither

[asexualfeministagenda-deactivat]

remember when peeves -

right

[fabianprewett-archive-deactivat]

remember how harry looked just like his dad and his mum’s eyes?

lol jk pretty sure he was adopted

[tathrin]

Remember that crucially informative flashback to when James and Snape had a hex-slinging fight and then Snape called Lily a Mudblood and it was like the defining moment of his life and also the whole reason why anything happened ever?

Oh right no James just like hexed him for no reason and then I guess there were tears or something I dunno.

[polyglotplatypus]

Remember when Dobby did more than almost kill Harry during 2nd year and then proceeded to help him and Winky during the next 5 years so that his death actually meant something?

nope surely that never happened

[ass-seen-on-tv]

Remember when Dumbledore said it calmly

[digenovanicolo]

We always end up here

[lovin-the-size-deactivated20161]

Remember when Weasley twins hexed Malfoy? Me either

[cho-changmoved-deactivated20200]

Remember when Draco Malfoy made “Potter stinks” badges in 4th year?

nah yo pretty sure that didnt happen right me either

[magicalpotterposts-deactivated2]

Remember winky and the accusations of who cast the dark mark in the beginning of goblet of fire?

Yeah me neither

[fionaostbyillustration]

angry boy…………..