mmphmph!

message me, I'll message you back as soon as possible. Things to know about pyro: Real name: Witney Height: 3'4 age: 25 (even though she acts only 5) secrets of Pyro: very emotional, has burns that she hides, is actually mean when not havint pyrovision, very clingy and protective. Warning: dont take her pyrovision off

[girl-pyro-tf2]

Do you know Christian brutal sniper?

Hmmm. I don't think so why?

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[girl-pyro-tf2]

The anarchy of school belongs to me

[beelzbat]

[charismatic-cannibal]

[tinderboxofsillyideas]

Same

[chronicallylate-blog]

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

[glitterweave]

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

NEVER forget to accessorize 

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

well one of us is going to have to change

[littlekingtrashboy]

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

[dalekpoetry-deactivated20150207]

Ladies…..please….

[necessary-sass-deactivated20150]

Send this to all the straight boys

[alltimevirgilant]

I love this so much

[aquilacalvitium]

I just fell in love with this post and I want to high-five everyone who took part in this

[raeseddon]

Thank you, awesome men of Tumblr, for gracing us with this masterpiece.

[tykithebanana]

Farmer by day. That bitch by night

[richy-the-trans-assbutt]

This is art

[tinderboxofsillyideas]

ADSGHDSGHI’MSORRY

[sin-cognito]

No, Pap, that’s not how you-

[tinderboxofsillyideas]

Listen to Sans xD

[girl-pyro-tf2]

Douse everyone act tired when drunk or just me?

[girl-pyro-tf2]

Ah fuck I meant drunk when tired

[girl-pyro-tf2]

Douse everyone act tired when drunk or just me?

[tainbocuailnge]

i googled ‘big hat’ to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result

[kelssiel]

it’s him

One Piece

[siona-blog]

Ink by @comyet

Pale by @unu-nunu-art

[unu-nunium]

OwO

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[prancinggiraffe22]

Let me absorb

[groddleforestjunction-blog]

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

[nothingsalvageablehere-deactiva]

please deliver this reply to your mother:

“perfect”

[groddleforestjunction-blog]

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

[weapons-grade-spork]

It’s back and still beautiful!

[friku8706]

omG

[pactofthearchfey]

i am a little black cat and god is dropping a piece of ham on me

[pactofthearchfey]

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[helloimpyro]

Visit Original Link

[nik-knight]

Wheatley always knows what to say

[trunkzbriefs]

(doot) (doot) (doot) (doot)

can i have a peppermint?

[dhmoved]

you can have a peppermint!

[trunkzbriefs]

OH!

that’s too hot for me!

bleh!

[dhmoved]

HEY!!

[trunkzbriefs]

AAH!

I DONT LIKE THE PEPPERMINT!!

[dhmoved]

you dont like the peppermint..

[trunkzbriefs]

NO.

it’s too spi-i-cy!!

[dhmoved]

well whyd you ask me for a mint?!?!

[trunkzbriefs]

[dhmoved]

when did the spiciness begin?!?!?

[trunkzbriefs]

[dhmoved]

is it all because of 

[trunkzbriefs]

[dhmoved]

[trunkzbriefs]

[crazykittychan02]

What the fuck is happening

[shaddydraws]

basically

[girl-pyro-tf2]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S

dear [enter name],

Happy Valentine's day! I really care about you and I just wanted you to know that! On days like this I know there are sad people but I just want you to know that I love you and you matter so super much!!

Love,

Witney