** pinterest cursed memes sentence starters.
“ i’m in spain… but the ‘ s ‘ is silent. ”
“ ah yes, my train of thought. or as i like to call it, the Anxiety Express. ”
“ i put the yeet in emotionally unstable. ”
“ gosh golly gee it sure is a good day to stare at the ceiling and cry ! ”
“ i might be obnoxious but at least i’m also annoying. ”
“ is it 1930 because i have great depression. ”
“ i am so sorry but giving a fuck is no longer part of my personal brand. ”
“ call me an escalator because i let people down. ”
“ i guess i’m like a fridge with a burst pipe: cool but broken inside. ”
“ they call me the fruit cake because no one wants to eat this snack. ”
“ can’t see the haters through my tears. nice try though. ”
“ my preferred sport is self sabotage. ”
“ maths ain’t real but the tears sure are. ”
“ suck out my sadness daddy ! ”
“ i took the breaks off my scooter because the swag never stops. ”
“ whether i’m feeling hashtag blessed or hashtag stressed, i’m always looking my hashtag best. ”
“ yeah i cry sometimes. what about it ? ”
“ crying is an extreme sport. ”
“ i got 99 problems and i caused all of them. ”
“ coke ? nah bro, i only do brocaine ! ”
“ time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ beep beep ! it’s 3am and i need to fucking sleep. ”
“ yeah i’m made of DNA. depression n’ anxiety. ”
“ make out ? no thanks. i’m saving these lips for the sweet kiss of death. ”
“ i thought you were a real one but it turns out that you were just a roblox thot. ”
“ listen son, in this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ the past tense of sleep is sloop. ”
“ i put the bi in bitch. ”
“ i got my shit together but it’s still shit. ”
“ whether my income is stopping or my mood is dropping you know i keep this booty poppin’. ”
“ the strongest part of the human body is the jaw, and the weakest part is my will to live. ”
“ i don’t have to be drunk or high to make bad life decisions. ”
“ it’s okay, i’m not my type either. ”
“ if you think my room is a mess, you should see the rest of my life. ”
“ they say it be like that sometimes, but lately it be like that all the time. ”
“ i am one more minor inconvenience away from losing my shit. ”
“ i will jazz hands my way through hell. ”
“ it’s either bitch or be bitched. ”
