"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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art blog(derogatory)
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we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
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@nanostraw
"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄
the nerve of people smh
I DONT WANT TO BE THEIR LITTLE THERAPIST, I WANT TO BE LIKE THE LITTLE CAT THAT SITS IN THE SUPERVILLAINS LAP THAT IS AFFECTIONATELY NAMED FLUFFY
i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”
at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s
omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP
Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god
Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!
Did you step on it?
I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.
Help it’s on its way!
By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?
I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.
Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours
“but aces are only 1% of the population!”
okay, do you have a friend who:
has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)
has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)
regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)
is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)
has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)
knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)
can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)
lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)
the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?
especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility
Now seems like a great time to point out that as of 2021 the global population is around 7.8 billion. What’s 1% of 7.8 billion?
78,000,000.
Thats 78 million. There are at least 78 million aces in the world.
The country of France has around 67 and a half million people. There are more asexuals than there are French people.
Furthermore, 1% is a conservative estimate. There are other sources that say that as many as 5% of the global population is ace. So at minimum, there are more aces than French folk. Or maybe there’s as many of 390 million of us. Thats more than the current population of the United States.
Finally. My people outnumber the French. We may win yet.
we invade at dawn and take all the cheese and pastries
no one: not a single soul: tom hardy: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) is a LOVE story. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, they are a COUPLE they are IN LOVE they are MARRIED. they have arguments like couples do because they are A COUPL-
Xena: Warrior Princess 2x03 - The Giant Killer (1996)
brit on brit violence
He’s right and my reaction would have been stronger
That “ten seconds, love?” was bordering on homicidal
ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.
"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭
the princess that could feel that pea through all of those mattresses was autistic
When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage
When I told him I was renting he asked "why don't you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?"
Sir, we lead very different lives
Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It's not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!
YOU SHAVED THEM?!?
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass
FUCK ME the reveal video
“CHRIS??????”
“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”
Always reblog Y'gathok
DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*
Wow that DM really goes above and beyond
Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!
Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!
One year ago today, this boy was revealed.
And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!
“Excuuuuuse you…do you mind? How rude!” (via michburk)
@hideous-gnosis why did you hide this in the tags?
im sorry what
so as someone who was a fan of toby fox's work back in the homestuck days i played the undertale demo long before the full version of the game came out. before the kickstarter even
and i was a huge fan of the demo, to the point where i played it over and over and attempted to all of the different "routes," to the extent to which the demo had different routes. and you know, it's the first section of the game up through the toriel fight, so it has the groundwork for the three main routes in there already, pacifist, neutral, no mercy
and i decided to attempt the no mercy route, which wasn't particularly well-documented at the time
except that i hit a roadblock, which was that i reached a point where i couldn't get any more enemies to spawn because spawn rates were so low (they have definitely been tweaked since then but idk if they're higher or not or if i just was too impatient)
and then i remembered the overworld vegetoids that you can encounter if you fall in the holes in a certain room, and i was like "hm, i bet i can get some kills by fighting those vegetoids"
except that they kept respawning, and i still wasn't making any progress. so i just kept. fucking. killing vegetoids.
i think i eventually reached a point where the game was just kind of broken since i was at a level it shouldn't have been possible to reach, and i ended up sending an ask along the lines of "hey so is killing the vegetoids supposed to work for this" and...ok actually i found it i'll just post the screencap
so anyway the next time he updated the game this was in the patchnotes
(link to the post)
which is honestly the funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my life
