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[chattermaxunderthesink]

IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.

[chattermaxunderthesink]

here, by request of more than one person:

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

awwwwwwwwwwa

[kokohar-deactivated20170917]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[jeza-red]

Accidental Alliance of Decorators is what I’m here for!

[blackfemalejesus]

omg yesss <3

[1337animeami]

I love this!!!

[sadfairiesclub]

mental illness is weird because even if the toughest shit has been going on i didn’t shed a tear and then literally got a mental breakdown because i couldn’t find my watch the other day

[thoughtfultea]

Some people hide their sadness very well.

Khaled Hosseini, And The Mountains Echoed (via bl-ossomed)

[nanpee]

today evan noticed that i looked sad and he asked if i was ok and i really appreciate that but it was so easy to pretend i was and to brush it off that he didn’t ask again

[inkskinned]

okay maybe this is just me but like when you’re deep inside of a good book but forced to put it down for a bit does the outside world seem weird and soft and like you find yourself thinking in the author’s voice and even after you’re done with the book there’s like this “book hangover” where you’re still in the writer’s world and seeing the characters and hearing the narrator and stuff feels… different ….

[positivelyanjali]

THIS WAS US. THIS WAS US.

[nanpee]

I hella miss when I had time for book hangovers... now I just have hangovers

[rendzina]

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

[nanpee]

too much of a coward to cut so getting tats instead... the pain is pretty therapeutic imo

[nanpee]

there are some days when i feel like not existing

today is one of those days

i’m tired

[nanpee]

did you ever get refunded for the fake tickets :C

nup :/// planning on filing a police report tho

[stability]

me: *regretted staying up late last night*

me: *told myself i would go to bed early tonight*

me: *is up late again*

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[kant-deactivated20190908]

I like the way people stare at babies on the train bc once they make eye contact they start making funny faces and stuff and then the mother exchanges a glance and a smile with the stranger that’s my favorite thing

[nanpee]

sometimes i feel a sudden wave of sadness wash over me and i don’t know where it comes from... i’m not sure how or where to find happiness i just know i can find temporary happiness from drinking, smoking, and other drugs but when that’s over it’s back to this

i have so many people around me but yet i still feel so alone

[thoodleoo]

so in my greek class we were talking about oral composition and how something like the iliad must have been composed, and my prof asked us to consider how we would rapidly compose something like poetry on the spot. and i think it was a really important exercise not just for understanding the construction of an oral epic but also for reminding us of how great works can come from supposedly “humble” origins. so if anyone is ever snobby about their homer, just remind them that, as my professor put it, the iliad is basically ancient freestyle rap, and homer is much closer to jay z than to f. scott fitzgerald

[thoodleoo]

basically what i’m saying is please imagine homer asking someone to give him a beat on the lyre and then dropping the sickest fucking meter ever. the ill-iad, by lil homie

[saintdollyparton]

Okay but is anything cuter than Simone Biles getting excited over a turtle race?

No, no there isn’t.

[sheabutterbitch]

Someone on here once pointed out how whenever beauty vloggers on youtube do those, “my boyfriend does my makeup” challenges; the guy never seems to know what he’s doing, he doesn’t know what contouring is or highlighting and everyone thinks he’s just being a dude but really it shows that he obviously doesn’t watch his girlfriend’s videos that she’s clearly passionate about making, if he can’t understand something as simple as a primer and that really sucks

I also think about how wild it is that women get mocked and made fun of for pretending to be interested in sports and other things that are typically understood as male interests, and it seems like we’re the weird ones for doing that, but it’s crazy how there’s no pressure on men to be interested in, or at least understand anything considered feminine, like, wouldn’t you want to have knowledge about something your significant other is interested in?

I see memes where the guy is shopping for what to get his girlfriend and someone suggests a highlighter and dude goes out and gets sharpie highlighters! Then people think it’s hilarious, because he’s just a guy being a dude y'know but if a girl doesn’t know shit about basketball, or football, or video games, or cars, or comics or whatever else she’s an idiot

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central