Aesthetic: Problematic Chic

Im just the bitch who makes the biscuits. 22. California.

[werewolfmali]

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[greelin]

me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?

other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know :) v36 engine and all that

me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color

[janeplease]

Mother Nature knew exactly what she was doing when she made berries

[ravenbirde]

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[manfuckyopride]

the floor is life without depression

[lmaonade]

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[rezulux-deactivated20180525]

im gay

gratefully accepting your donations to me via paypal

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[slavery]

Quick question is anything real

[dryadgirlie]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.

[jturn]

when tumblr user sodomymcscurvylegs rises up against the Capitop and ignites the revolution as our Bottomingjay

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me on my way to destroy the TOParchy and liberate my fellow bottoms from oppression:

[nachopresident]

Is that Mariah?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

No, it’s me going to liberate my fellow bottoms from this TOPtalitarian regime.

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[jayywesst]

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[pancakeke]

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?