Erik really loves giving trauma to freelancers god fucking damn
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Erik really loves giving trauma to freelancers god fucking damn
“o-ohh fuhhckk! so m’deepuhh!” you manicured nails dug into the ruffled sheets, attempting to drag yourself forward to soothe the overwhelming sensation. the man behind you laughed under his breath. you then feel his large hand forced your hips back onto his own, pressuring his god-woven cock deeper in your womb.
“nuh uh, don’t run baby. been a good boy and got an A on that chem final cause’ of you. gotta reward my favorite tutor somehow.”
frat!kuna ran his fraternity like the fucking navy. hosting the largest and hottest parties on campus, holding his head up high (considering he’s 6’4), like he owns every room, and unfortunately is terrible at chemistry. almost failing his final if it weren’t for you.
I headcanon that Ivan's passcodes for everything are still his ex's (the one from flyboi and Sadboi) birthday. Even during the kidnapping, when he needed a passcode for something it was automatically his ex's birthday.
I like how even before lasko had a canon love interest Erik was like "Yeah we gotta make porn of this guy"
(not complaining, Lasko is so cute i wanna get him pregnant)
I need to see bratty lasko ASAP
So uhm on my Tomodachi island my Mii and Vega fell in love and had a baby 😭😭✌️✌️
Welcome vegas new fan child child
don't think don't see you porter
we know you like muscle mommy's
AND SO DO YOU SAM SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
@porters-treasure @elvishdemigod
My favourite drug to consume is Sam reuniting with Tank in the inversion
I listen to it again specifically for that scene alone and it never fails to get me yearning
Lean on me - David x Angel
(first time writing a little oneshot)
The reason Tank packs light is because back with Quinn he was always moving ,and didn't give them a lot of time to grab their stuff. So they learned quickly to grab what they need and go.
I always love when people make headcannons about Tank and Sweetheart knowing each other prior to them meeting Milo.
Even more when it’s the “cops and robbers” dynamic where Tank is getting into trouble and Sweetheart is always the one having to handle it.
“We can’t keep doing this”
“Why not”
“Because my entire job can’t be constantly arresting you for dumb shit”
“Then then stop arresting me”
“😑”
an incubus, a firecracker and a nervous wreck walk into the dentist office...
trying my hand at writing some fanfic and I've been thinking about polydamn a lot so enjoy !!
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“Open your mouth. Wide.”
PLS DO YOU HAVE ANY HEADCANONS FOR MAAM CREW/ POLY MAAM (i just finished project meridian and started on MAAM and i love them sm)
its finally time... Im so sorry it took me this long...gulp
David getting it
Hush vibrates when he's happy
It's not purring it's like his whole form is literally vibrating in place
It's kinda freaky to see
Guy definitely annoys the shit out of Honey with War Child or Pigskin by Hollywood Undead. Dude knows the sexual ones by heart. Without a doubt.
Like in War Child, he's nudging up against them doing Danny's vocalizations in the chorus, voice purposely cracking. He's lowering his voice to do Funny Man's part. He's pointing at himself with Charlie's part saying "Sci-fi Guy wearing tie-dye."
He's attempting (I'm using this word lightly) to try and "drop it low" when Pigskin comes on, and landing on his ass instead and nearly clunking his head on the coffee table.
Or Gangsta Sexy, he knows Charlie's part a little too well. He tries to do a slow-mo when Funny Man's part comes on with the "Freeze. At Ease. Let Funny Man bang on these keys." He definitely thrusts as the "squeaky squeaky" part too.
Then there's Le Deux. Comin' In Hot. Lump Your Head. Apologize. Up In Smoke. One More Bottle.
Oh he definitely does the ending of Delish with Funny Man laughing and going "Suck my dick." Oh he so does that.
All just to see his Honey try their damnedest not to laugh. They end up breaking every time when a snort slips out. He feels accomplished.
What if Darlin' somehow befriends the critters around the house. They somehow made friends with the raccoon that tries to root through the trash, so they decided to get it some food instead.
It brings a few friends and now they basically have the raccoon equivalent of watch dogs.
They left out some sliced apples and other fruit for the deer long enough that they got to meet the new baby that was too scared to come up. First time they ever got to pet a deer.
There ends up being times that they could be sitting out on the deck and a bird lands on their shoulder.
Sam wasn't aware at first because most of it happens during the day and he couldn't exactly go out. Until he saw the raccoons guarding the side of the house from other pests.
"Uhhh... Darlin'?"
"Yeah?"
"Why the hell are there, what, three 'coons standing in formation next to the back deck?"
"Oh, that's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore-"
"Ain't that the names of those stupid chipmunks- and why'd the hell you name raccoons??"
"They guard the house."
"Uh...huh. And why, pray tell here, do they guard the house?"
Darlin' finally looked up, "They keep other creatures from getting into the trash. They scare off other raccoons, especially the rabid ones."
"Didn't exactly answer my question. Why are they doing that?"
"I've been feeding them and in turn, they keep the property safe from damage. Haven't seen a mole since then, so there's something to be said about that."
"How the fuck did you manage to do that-"
"They like me, I dunno. Been giving them the big marshmallows and I guess they kind of just took that as reward for doing a good job."
"Again, how the fuck did you do that."
They shrugged, "Dunno. Saw one of them one day, gave them a marshmallow, they brought the other two, and they just... Started doing that."
"So you basically domesticated raccoons with marshmallows."
"Essentially, yes."
"And they just... Chase off other critters."
"Yep!"
Sam checked out the window again. "Uh huh. So we now have guard dogs," he looked over, "thought that was your job."
"Hey, I can't watch everything all the time."