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Moppets of the universe, try to eat something with horseradish today for a promising year.

Miracle tots, if you seek a felicitous ambience this season, find all the cows you can, but avoid every sandwich.

Air signs, be mindful of all pennies on this day. They cause unfortunate events in the near future.

Water signs, when you see a soda today, smile because it will bless you with rosy things.

Water signs, be mindful of all marbles on this day. They cause unpromising events in the near future.

Air signs, throw some iodized salt into a southeast wind next mid-afternoon for a promising mood.

Mutable signs, if you see someone in a gold coat today, it will bring propitious things your way.

Jupiter in retrograde will create warm events for all Water signs this day.

Fixed signs, if you come across any yams this weekend, steer clear. They will transfer their turbulent properties to you.

Earth signs, smear a little French dressing mixed with crushed pastries below your left shoulder after crepuscular hour to alleviate gloomy moods.

If you were born in the year of the Tiger, place a paper cup of candles in your closet before bed for a warm year.

For a promising year, spray a concoction made of alcohol, truck, and cranes around your home.

#Virgo, apply a poultice made with ground lemmings to your left shoulder at nightfall for opportune events this lunar month.

To avoid a dark event predicted in the ninth lunar month of the year, make a new friend born in the year of the Snake.

Think twice before wearing anything you purchased online today. Strong unsettling internet vibes will hold you back for a weekend.

Fire signs, follow a new person on Snapchat before sunset to alleviate discouraging moods.

Fire signs, follow a new person on TikTok before crepuscular hour to alleviate inopportune moods.

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