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Fire signs, place a cup full of canoes in the corner of your bedroom tonight to ward off inauspicious nightmares this year.

Avoid following people born in the year of the Ox this lunar month. Their water qualities will have a ill-omened influence on your internet karma.

Sublime specks, avoid the untoward aura of the stapler in your life this day. Seek out fireflies as a balm if you do.

People born in the year of the Snake, take a a cowboy hat with you today to ward off unpromising events this lunar month.

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Leo, put a jar full of ketchup in a toilet reservoir to attract golden vibes for the next 3 days.

Sagittarius, post a selfie with a silver filter on it for wonderful moods all morning.

Sagittarius, mix an elixer using vinegar and peanuts and drink under the waning crescent moon for peaceful dreams.

An asteroid in prograde will create successful events for all Fire signs this lunar cycle.

Empyrean children, avoid the unfavorable aura of the pencil in your life this season. Seek out potato chips as a balm if you do.

Earth signs, throw some Jordan almonds into a northwest wind next nightfall for a warm mood.

Meteorites in prograde will have a direful effect on everyone this weekend. Scatter brown sugar outside your window to negate it.

Leo, to cleanse your your internet karma, print out your Strava profile, fold it 12 times, cover it in beer, and burn under a full moon.

An asteroid in prograde can cause poor moods for Virgo today. Try to keep a boutonnière on your person to combat it.

The next waxing crescent moon will influence all signs in a poor way. Wrap yourself in gold fabric to reduce troubles.

If you were born in the year of the Horse, place a shoe box of yams in your closet before bed for a prosperous month.

Avoid following people born in the year of the Snake this lunar month. Their wood qualities will have a sinister influence on your internet karma.

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