I'm Good, I'm Gone

Naomi Rathbone Twenty-seven On the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

[naomirathbone]

Why are you so beautiful inside and out?

[Wait I'm confused]

[kylejewel-deactivated20131208]

Oh good, because I needed confirmation of the simple fact. Thank you.

[naomirathbone]

Okay, I'm going to be completely honest here and say that I'm not quite sure if that was meant to be sarcastic or not...

[adriannaanne-deactivated2013110]

First day of school

[adriannaanne-deactivated2013110]

I’m in third grade, gosh! It was high school.

[naomirathbone]

Oh God. Anything but high school.

[kylejewel-deactivated20131208]

[naomirathbone]

It is. 

[adriannaanne-deactivated2013110]

First day of school

Could’ve been worse

[naomirathbone]

You look a little old for the third grade.

[fallbehindrp]

An apology doesn’t really do much.

[naomirathbone]

Isn't that one of life's great tragedies?

[leokostopo-deactivated20130922]

Sorry, you look a bit lost, mate—-d’you need help with something?

[leokostopo-deactivated20130922]

[naomirathbone]

My life.

[fallbehindrp]

It was a rhetorical question.

[naomirathbone]

Oh... well then you can ignore that. Sorry to hear about your... malaise.

[fallbehindrp]

I swear to fuckin’ God that everytime I leave my apartment I see new faces. Honestly, where do all the people come from and why Cromer of all places? This shitty place doesn’t have anything to offer anyone.

[naomirathbone]

I can't — I don't know if I'm really the authority on this, but I think there's something distinctly serene about this place. It's that oceanside laid-back lifestyle. Or something.

[frenchy-francis-deactivated2013]

A penny saved is a penny earned…or in this case a peso…unless your going to find a peso compatible gum-ball machine and spend it.

[naomirathbone]

Somehow, I think those are hard to find around here.

[flickeringfaces-blog]

Eloquently put. 

[naomirathbone]

Yeah, I have a real way with words.

[frenchy-francis-deactivated2013]

Well I can’t help you with the children thing. Children don’t seem to like me. 

There has to be something good that has come out of today.

[naomirathbone]

I found a peso in my wallet. I guess that's nice.

[schreinerm-deactivated20131215]

Define sleep.

[schreinerm-deactivated20131215]

I feel that. Coffee and I have been the best of friends since I was, like, three. 

[naomirathbone]

I would marry coffee, if society didn't shun our love. They just can't understand what we have.

[leokostopo-deactivated20130922]

Takes either an unfathomably strong or sarcastic person to put the word “happy” before Monday. Kudos to both.

[naomirathbone]

You know how I do.

[naomirathbone]

Happy Monday.

[frenchy-francis-deactivated2013]

you don’t seem too enthusiastic.

[naomirathbone]

My enthusiasm is sapped by the children.

[flickeringfaces-blog]

Cue the party poppers because the work week has begun. 

[naomirathbone]

Work is... so much work.

[naomirathbone]

Happy Monday.