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elizabxths:

                   “ what’re you having ?? ” the brunette asked the other, groomed brows raising as plump lips curved into a little smile. she stood, all slender legs, leaning against the bar, fingernails tapping slowly against the surface. “ i’m playing bartender tonight. i’m REALLY good, i promise. mixologist extraordinaire. you won’t be disappointed. ”

          as amusing as the young woman was, tonight wasn’t one where naomi could let herself go. it wasn’t a bash to celebrate the start of the year - it was life or death. “ya got any tonic water? someone has to stay sober to make sure this party is actually a safe zone and not some twisted massacre.” the professor took a deep breath in, scanning the area. “i do feel more like i’m in a shitty MTV movie than a dire situation though.”

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ADALA: i hate to be asking this . . .

ADALA: but can you just walk me home? i don't know what to think of all this going on, and i just wanna leave.

NAOMI: i should be fired for saying this, but no.

NAOMI: anyone leaving that party is at risk of leaving this planet. hunker down in an empty room or see if one of the frats as an attic. ride this out. it's not worth your life.

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@photosbynaomi: pro tip number 1- don't get overly fucked up if your life is in danger.

@photosbynaomi: be safe, y'all 💀🤘🏼

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maxdcotes:

Max’s brows furrowed slightly, before raising in her direction. A chuckle left his lips and he slapped the surface of the bar twice with the tips of his fingers. “You’re right. I should just appreciate the situation at hand,” he stated simply, nipping his bottom lip. “But for the record, the last time was yesterday.”

With two quick movements, Naomi shot back her first order. Shaking off the initial burn and shiver from the liquor. “You should get used to saying that,” she noted with a grin. “- That I’m right. Kinda my thing, y’know?” Her head nodded along to his words and the general ambiance of the bar. “You trying to make good with a bunch of us or just be professional for your final year?”

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lucafaison:

luca shrugged, “they’re harmless, man. couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag, honestly.” she did keep pepper spray and a hammer in her bag, just in case, but she’d never needed it. “i’ll take whatever you’re drinking, thanks.” she grinned up at the girl, “you’ve hooked the best dealer in oregon, man, it’s all about the perks.” she put the blunt on the table, grabbed the money, taking a cursory glance and pocketing it, then went back to it. it was nearly ready. “they tip well, though. rich kids are either amazing tippers, or they’ve never heard of the concept. you’re an amazing tipper.” she winked.

“as a former rich kid, i’d like to think i’ve always been on the amazing side.” the woman laughed lightheartedly. of course the money was still there, but naomi stopped considering herself a kid once her eighteenth birthday struck. truthfully she still acted childish all too often, but that admittance would never flow into the air from her own lips. “i hope the best dealer in state is cool with voss water. i keep it timid on school nights.” taking the quick trip to the kitchen she came back and tossed the bottle onto the cushion next to luca. “you know i’ve been smoking something like twelve years and i still can’t roll my own blunt. raw makes makes a surplus off my need for cones alone. look at that beauty though,” she mused with eyes glued to the blunt. 

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look what i finally did !!

made a wanted connections list. i’m #proud.

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morticiapacini:

“i’m a straight a student with an above average gpa, but sure — not caring about people showing up to a party is definitely making me flunk,” she said flatly. “part of being an adult is realizing that not everything goes your way but still trying to make the best of it. but you’re complaining about people not coming to a party. maybe they just aren’t interested in it. it happens. i promise your life will go on. it’s not something to get upset over,” she said with a small sigh as she busied herself, putting a few books in a satchel.

“for someone with such a high grade point average and the ability to know it all,” she started sarcastically, “you certainly missed the mark. if i were upset about a party, i wouldn’t be complaining on campus to my fifteen year old little sister via facetime. if i plan for my courses all summer and sophomores blow me off? different story, you know? i have every right to be upset and letdown by how lazy students grow to be year after year.” naomi folded her arms across her chest, looking at the student. “i’m also not the type to throw a party for college kids. y’all are not coherent enough half the time and would definitely take down the property value of any facility you get twisted in.”

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maxdcotes:

“Yet?” Max asked, curiosity peaked with that short word. “Alright then, what’s the catch?” Ordering himself a whiskey and Coke, he leaned back in his chair once the waiter had left them. “Come on, there has to be one.”

“you’re a skilled guy, that’s all.” her shoulders shrug limply. she truthfully wasn’t really aware of what she could use him for if the need ever came up. “don’t overthink it. just sip on your drink and tell me how many times you’ve had staff ordering drinks at the bar with you.” there was a slight bit of paranoia buzzing distantly in the back of her mind. max could run the same type of scam she used to herself.

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lucafaison:

“I don’t go north of LA if I can help it,” she said, slumping onto a sofa. She knew that Naomi wasn’t being entirely truthful but Luca was finding it hard to care. She reached into her bag and pulled out some papers and the bud. “Strawberry haze. My personal favourite. Tastes great, makes you feel happy. My creepier clients talk about how horny it makes them, but I think they’re just hitting on me.” she laughed, “I worked behind the bar of this bullshit jock bar in Huntington Beach. Sold them super shitty coke at $100 a gram though, so I can’t complain.” she started the rolling process, “D’you mind if I roll this?”

her eyes bugged out hearing even just the momentary story of the younger woman’s sketchy customers. “i’d pepper spray some tweaker, oh my god.” though she knew luca had probably encountered worse, it was hard for naomi to imagine even attempting to make it in the dealing world. “want a drink or something? i mean shit, you brought the bud and you’re rolling for me.” she cocked her head to the side with a coy smile, grabbing a stack of bills from her back pocket and offering them over. “there’s a delivery tip in there too, better than those huntington beach jocks.”

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linkraffaeli:

                 “you know what is better?” lincoln pauses for effect. “literally anything else.” he’s mainly joking, eyes on the paper before him. “but thankfully my professor hasn’t called me dumb, yet. i’m counting the days down. because, you know, your hand doesn’t go up ever and suddenly you’re detached and ignorant.”

          “i didn’t think you were detached and ignorant, just a typical sophomore douchebag.” her nose scrunched up, offering a cheesy stink face to her past student. “physics your only bad one this semester, though? i mean i’d say you have it kind of easy if so -” she paused, almost cutting herself off then continued with a softer voice, “especially on this campus.”

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zakiramiri:

“You know,” Zakir started, leaning gently onto the door frame, “I genuinely think that would’ve offended me if I was a second year. Guess you’re lucky it’s just me that overheard you there.” He’d come to speak to her for a reason, but at this point, he couldn’t even remember why he’d needed help from the professor in the first place. Watching her through brown eyes he tutted, “What did you have planned, then?”

“oh i’m SO lucky,” she teased even though she truly knew she was safe. if zakir opened his mouth, they’d think he was just talking. no one would care. “i was just catching up my baby sis on life then probably heading home. i’m done with classes for the day and no one comes around for my office times this early in the semester.” naomi was cleaning up and getting this into her purse as she spoke. “what’s dropping you by? trying to find a cougar to bar hop with?”

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morticiapacini:

“i wouldn’t, actually,” she said. “it’s a waste of breath, time and energy to complain about it. they either come or they don’t. it’s not the end of the world.”

“that type of attitude is the kind that flunks your right out of your secondary education. it’s not that hard to hold yourself accountable and be an adult.”

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pattersns:

“ right… ” breathe easy, that was rare for sawyer when it came to social situations that were awkward, and most involving him were. “ well i’m not actually in your class ? ” he says, and it sounds like a question but it isn’t. “ i just wanted to drop off a message from another proffessor. he asked if i could run it over is all. ”

as he spoke she looked him over. chances are the guy was being honest. naomi didn’t recognize the student. “a message?” it almost seemed cryptic but nevertheless she was willing to hear him out. “you always run errands for your superiors like this?”

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look what i finally did !!

made a wanted connections list. i’m #proud.

LMAO FINALLY aMIRIGHT fOLKS??? 

- tw: abortion !! drug use !!

ROOMMATE (she rents this house if u like views!!)

SUMMER SUBLET (gets a dope discount bc she don’t care about $$)

EX-FIANCE (check out how it ended and stuff here)

BABY DADDY OF ABORTION #2 (it was a student !!!! )

STALKER ( staff or student or one of each would be neato)

CORRUPTER (fuck her up)

UNLIKELY BFFL

LIKELY BFFL

FRENEMIES

VOICE OF REASON (bring this girl back to earth now and then ok)

LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ENDS UP FITTING WHILE WE WRITE/PLOT ALSO WORKS !!

[donske]

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lucafaison:

Luca nodded at Naomi and walked into the building, arms crossed underneath herself to conserve warmth, “I like fall, but I forgot to actually dress appropriately,” she sighed, gesturing to her stupid halterneck crop top and jeans, “I’m a California girl, dude. I forget that seasons exist.” she dropped her arms and adjusted her bag, “What adventures did you get up to, then? How many hearts did you break?” she smirked, thinking of her own boring summer working behind a bar and painting on garage doors.

“Even northern Cali gets a little bit of other seasons, right? I’ve only been along the coast and we both know my stays weren’t long.” Leading the way up to her place Naomi silently reminisced on the most recent summer. There were plenty of stories to tell, but were Luca’s ears ready for them? “I spent all three months working on a syllabus that would work for both my classes. It didn’t work for shit and I ended up writing out two, but fuck it.” After opening the door, she lazily gestured to both sofas and a recliner to offer up a place for the other to relax. “Maybe little miss Haze will get me to talk a little more about summer soon, how’d you spend your time?”

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lucafaison:

@naomisnaps

Luca always prided herself on her ability to get her deliveries done in half an hour or less. She’s always wondered whether she should get a pizza delivery job on the side just to get some extra cash, but she looked like shit in a Dominos uniform. As she locked up her bike she sent a text to Naomi, then rang her doorbell and sat on the steps, waiting. She’d never admit it to anyone but she really fucking liked her. They’d worked together on a few projects and they’d developed a sort of short-hand when it came to art photography. It was, dare she said it, nice. She sent a follow up text to Naomi, ‘hurry the fuck up it’s cold as shit out here’.

The dinging of her phone was almost inaudible as Naomi finished up cleaning her kitchen. She always spent time away in the summers leaving her apartment to subletters, a disaster more often times than not, but it’d become routine. Knowing Luca was there however, the woman stopped what she was doing and made her way down two flights to the front door. “It’s fall, girl. Enjoy this weather.” The words tangled with a roll of her eyes as she stepped aside. “C’mon up. My cash is up there and honestly, I could use a smoke break if you have some time.”