"DOJYAAA~N!"

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The president left nothing short of a sour taste in his mouth. Dirty deeds done cheap indeed, if only his nation knew what sort of a man he was. British stuffiness and general disdain for Americans aside, Diego simply does not like men of Valentine’s nature. But he can appreciate ambition, and so in turn he does not snap or bite at his current master.

“Nothing too intense for the time being. More stand users out in the plains are actually proving the be more help than trouble. Stop sending so many,” tilting his head back, there’s an air of confidence to him, his speech. “I can handle this on my own.

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♚ —— ❛ What can I say? many previous ones                   proved to be useless, so I sent more, however if you                    believe you can handle it yourself, I will make sure they stay away. ❜

Spread the members a bit wider, making it harder for those two damn gnats that have been after the corpse parts too a harder time. If that  ended up working, then maybe, just maybe he would get what he wanted.

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This was definitely an interesting transformation, different from what he had remembered of the man who hired him, Ringo accepting due to the vision of eternal happiness for his country, for the United States. And that was a goal Ringo found worth fighting or even dying for.

“Your new body is certainly impressive, mister President. Your powers are truly magnificent to behold.” Ringo spoke, still keeping his head bowed slightly.

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♚ —— ❛ Tell me, Ringo, I must know                   how things have been going for you.                    It has been a busy race, has it not? ❜

Let’s face it, Valentine wasn’t quite interested in some race, he was more so caring about the corpse parts, and more importantly, becoming more than just a president. A savior, someone who can protect                                           the entire country.

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"Mister President. I, DIO, demand to be made the new, supreme president."

♚ —— ❛ President? I must say you’ve                    given me a good laugh DIO , however                    I do not believe you have the correct credentials… ❜

Valentine had to admit, this guy was actually rather funny, however, there was no way hewould ever give up his title as president, let aloneallow someone to become higher up in power than he.The president took a pose, extending his arms as D4Cappeared behind him, who seemingly posed with him.

❛ I have the powers over every , and all dimensions                   I cannot be stopped, DIO                    However, I am always open to potential relations                     with other powers  ❜

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Funny Valentine. Certainly a funny name, though he wasn’t going to say that out loud. He was the President, after all. Another short little bow, mostly out of courtesy, followed the President’s introduction.

“You can call me Magenta Magenta. I heard you were lookin’ for a group of people with a very specific set of skills and I thought I might fit the build.”

He wasn’t very famous, or even infamous; he made no move to get his name out there. If people wanted to find him, they usually knew where to look beforehand. He was good at his job and that was all that mattered in the long run.

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Now, everyone knew what the corpse parts were right? Or at least they must have seen one or two in their life. Slowly, Valentine crossed his arms, tilting his head slightly. This conversation was going to be interesting. Especially if this person didn’t like the racer.

❝Tell me, what do you know of Jonathan Joestar. one of the many racers. I must know.      Also, what do you know of certain ‘pieces’❞

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“No, sir. Not yet.”

He gave a tip of his hat, though he neglected to remove it completely, despite being inside and in the presence of the President of the United States. He folded his arms across his chest, almost nervously, and ducked his head some.

“I was told to come here to meet the man in charge of this party.”

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Now this man was interesting. He was actually quite interested to see how this would play out. How did he act? Who was he? What was his name? More importantly, what was he like when fighting. Or didn’t he fight? So many questions rushed through his mind.

❝Then it is time for us to become better acquainted, hm?~ My name is Funny Valentine.        As you are aware, I am both the president, and the one in charge here. As always.❞

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His disdain for the man has been clear from the start–the only reason he tolerates this oaf is the promise of power. Valentine may be a patriot, but Diego could not care any less for the people of America (or the U.K., for that matter). Still, a light bow’s in order. He acknowledges the man by lowering his head a bit, uncrossing his arms and keeping them stiff and straight at either side of his body.

“President Valentine…”

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Regardless of this man not being a fan of him, he knew that respect had been earned. At least slightly. The president slowly stepped over to the bowing other as he held his finger out. Motioning it to Diego for him to gaze up at the tall male once more. They had business to talk about, and there was absolutely no way they would get things done, if they were at each other’s throats.

❝ Speak up Diego Brando, tell me what has been going on with the others..❞

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CHALCEUM SAID: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WERE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING INVITING THEM I HATE THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY

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❝First of all, how dare you        Second of all, insult America again and I’m taking away your god damn tea..             Or whatever it is you drink❞

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❝Little do the joestars know, us true rulers,         Myself, DIO, Kars, Kira, the rest.         We have secret meetings to talk about how much        we dislike you. And how awesome we are.                 You’re not invited..❞

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It seemed like more, and more ‘allies’ to him were slowly coming into his chambers. Now, they weren’t quite allies to him. Simply pawns to be used and tossed aside once the task was either completed, or they died. Simple as that. However, Valentine was curious about this one

❝Ahh, it has been a while, have we spoken yet?~ If not, greetings.         I hope you have a reason to disturb me during my time alone.❞

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{Let me know if you guys want a starter from the president guys!}

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napkinjesus started following you ‘

“Mister President. What has this humble gunman done to be worthy of your presence?”

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As the president turned and lowered his own top, showing off the scars all over his back in shape of his own glorious flag. The president spoke calmly, before posing in his familiar pose. He hoped that this man would not disappoint him.

❝Gaze upon my new body, for this is the power of D4C..         As time passes, I find out new , valuable powers.               I have now become ageless, everlasting. And stronger.                        Tell me, I wish to know progress.❞

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“You ain’t my president.” The teen narrowed his eyes skeptically. “I’m a Spaniard.”

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The president felt damn good in his new body. Cracking his fingers slightly, staring on ahead. Honestly, it was amazing how all of this was possible. To change your body into something completely different, shape and age.

❝ Hm? I don’t think I asked a foreigner. However I suppose you just aren’t aware of who I am.        My name, is Funny Valentine. I am someone who you should look up to..❞

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With a sudden appearance of the united states’s flag. The president appeared out of thin air. D4C was already gone by the time he appeared as he held his arms out and posed with his familiar ‘ta-da’ pose. Of course some may hate him, however he was certain that the majority preferred him over anyone else.

❝ Greetings, your president is here.❞