Napoleon's Closet

My name is Andrea. My life is full of narrow escapes and cliche metaphors.

[wistfulwatcher]

gif request meme: (paiqeturco asked) the mummy + favorite character

evelyn “evie” o'connell (née carnahan); “the only thing that scares me, mr. o'connell, are your manners.”

[ragafox]

[steinbecks]

“Super Tuesday” more like “Increasingly Nervous About the Fate of my Country, my Government, and my Fellow Americans Tuesday”

[horse-20]

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either

[sunshinewoman]

Seen in my school’s bathroom

[cosmic-visions]

confirmed

[wherehaveallthescullysgone-deac]

I’m convinced

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staff​ be like

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

Leonardo Dicaprio’s standing ovation at the 88th Academy Awards

[mens-rights-activia]

I think my cheez-its are trying to tell me something

[ted-cruz-is-the-zodiac-killer]

Time to kill the cheez-its CEO

[qnz1984-deactivated20220716]

[eye-of-orion]

When cats get confused and pause grooming with one leg stuck in the air reblog if you agree

[clairehowlt-blog]

[napoleonscloset]

women's magazine

Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are

Page 15: How to quickly lose weight

Page 16: Cake Recipe

[glummglemm]

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[this-blog-is-stupid]

GO RT THIS TWEET TO SPREAD AWARENESS

[mooseleys]

[renemagritte-art]

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Every day, 1966 by Rene Magritte