composer in progress

composer, trombonist, & pianist here are some of my works, take a listen - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT6PWN6HfQ9BK-Sh_C7VLozqUUFsjoxWK

[napoleontrombonaparte]

I don’t like Trump’s response to the Californian fires, I wish he would send his friends to go pee it out

[napoleontrombonaparte]

[napoleontrombonaparte]

Kenobi: A Star Wars Story

Imagine this: An Obi Wan movie. All of the advertising shows Chris Pratt. Entire Star Wars fandom ready to cut a bitch. The movie comes out. Riots. Opening scene, Chris Pratt is doing idk... something. Then, a voice... “Brother, I have found you.” Chris Pratt turns around, to see Ewan McGregor as an aged Obi-Wan. Entire Star Wars fandom just gets a swift kick in the ass, then a hella good movie

[napoleontrombonaparte]

Man makes plans

Then God laughs

That’s when man will turn his back

God makes plans

Man strikes back

It’s the snack the smiles back (Goldfish)

[great-tweets]

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[marianbyron]

My friend Ellis made another one of these

[positive-cats-blog]

[princesstigerbelle]

But wait…

A new challenger approaches

[sdzoo]

Birds are easily some of the most colorful animals in the kingdom.

1. Fischers lovebird 📷: Ian Gill 2. Violet-backed starling 📷: Lisa Diaz 3. Himalayan monal pheasant 📷: Liz Sauer 4. Allens hummingbird 📷: Ian Gill 5. Wompoo fruit dove 📷: Ian Gill 6. Spotted tanager 📷: Ian Gill 7. Nicobar pigeon 📷: Ian Gill

[currentsinbiology]

Oh the diverse beauty of birds!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[setheverman]

damn she’s coming for my entire brand, piano videos and all

[whitebreastednuthatch]

my little sister’s homework

[whitebreastednuthatch]

oh my god

[hellochameleon-deactivated20161]

So my boyfriend did a thing.

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

Then as im ending the game I come across this.

;u;

[imaginarybatman]

That is the most adorable thing ever.

[radiant-archsage-deactivated201]

Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!

Fans: Wow what a cool and original idea!

Kirby:

[birdsarecommunists]

composers: a summary

[classical-carp]

bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS

vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha

cpe bach: who am i

mozart: sunshine and smiles

haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol

beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf

chopin: my soUL

paganini: hahhaha noobs

liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs

alkan: fck ur fingers lol

brahms: cLARA

schubert: im a mushroom

wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs

tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons

rachmaninoff: HANDS

debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss

ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths

holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS

prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page

shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN

cage:

reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt

stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da

schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@’

satie: im funny

mahler:*singing* I’VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES

[napoleontrombonaparte]

https://youtu.be/gwBq8utjT54 Hey Star Wars fans! I wrote an original theme for Darth Nihilus, take a listen!

[earworthy]

Past Revelation

If you look close enough Into the light of my eyes You’ll see the blue ocean And it’s reflection in the sky

A sky full of stars Shining bright with pride Each star’s a person that I’ve met Or someone who I coincide

Can you tell me How many stars are in the sky? If you lose track counting Then you’ll know the reason why

We’re not meant to live forever Or so some may express So can you then explain to me Why the stars are endless?

How come we are destined to fall When the universe still grows? Where we as a people are bound to go This world will never know.

So for now, I’m still rolling along Moving forward, writing songs For the time we spend here is as minuscule As every grain of sand to which the beach belongs

As every star in the sky may seem now But one day, I’ll realize Just how To make a single second last an eternity

The real trick is knowing how, Looking back, Eternity will look like A single second. - Thomas Jay Jensen

[khe1]

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

[succciu]

BITCH I FUCKING LOVE FRUIT NOT A DAY GOES BY WHEN I DON’T SHOVE A HANDFUL OF APPLES INTO MY GAPING MAW LIKE THAT ONE PICTURE OF THE ORANGUTAN WITH A MOUTH FULL OF FRUUIT IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE APPLES I WILL LITERALLY TAKE ANY KIND OF FRUIT AND FUCKING SHOVEL IT INTO MY MOUTH BY THE BUCKETFUL WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS GOD I LOVE FRUIT

[khe1]

I wish I was you