[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

[kelptea73]

New idea for the Irish flag

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Irish tricolour with #69b00b and #fa6607

the 69 boob faggot Irish flag 🫡

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[laputaluna]

Friend: ITS PRIDE MONTH Me: really? I didn’t know Them: how did you not know aren’t you gay??? Me: sorry, I don’t keep up with the gay agenda

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[karyey]

NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re so sexy!

[anxietyproblem]

[gamegrrl]

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

[creaturesofnight]

Artist Whips Up More Custom Horror VHS Tapes

[hungwy]

where the fuyck is the clown music coming from

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

You

[hungwy]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[fuzzycricket]

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

[world-cat-deactivated20181204]

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

[heavypreciousartvaluesvault]

[hairypigcub]

These make me very happy inside. Plus size mannequins for men, it seems like a fairy tale. 

oh my i wish the lady ones had tummies???

this is awesome and i wish you saw it w lady mannequins too but i clicked on hairypigcub’s blog and it literally says ‘cannibalism fetish’ in the bio

[akiraita]

[officialgleamstar]

Anyways, ignoring the cannibalism fetish, there are plus size female mannequins as well, Nike uses them sometimes!

These ones from Target too

There should be more in the world, but they’re definitely out there. Anyways. Now we can address the cannibalism fetish if yall really want to,

[noodles-07]

How are we supposed to leave tumblr when sentences like “anyway, ignoring the cannibalism fetish,” exist

[9-punk]

Yall what happen to op?

[piranya]

my god,, no,,, hairypigcub what did you do?

[hairypigcub]

For the Meme

[owlet]

holy shit

[owlet]

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

[transparent-frog]

The transcript could not have possibly prepared me for the actual video

[tiersup]

@gainux

[the-meme-monarch]

‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combining into the much less substantial ‘heck’ is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chloride combing to make table salt

[the-meme-monarch]

you’re the only worthwhile commentary on this post and I’d like to thank you for that