Nap Porn

If you can’t be napping, you might as well be fantasizing about it.

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When: A month into fall.

Where: The Center for Summer Withdrawals. 

Why: You'll learn to embrace Autumn one nap at a time.

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When: Sugar crash.

Where: Your landing pad.

Why: This is just as sweet.

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When: After breakfast in bed, before lunch in bed.

Where: Your kitchen table / cubicle / couch.

Why: You can't think of one good reason not to.

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When: The apartment is empty.

Where: Your roommate's bedroom.

Why: No one has to know.

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When: A lesson in Southern hospitality. 

Where: Your midday repose station.

Why: It would be rude to decline. 

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When: Unimportant. 

Where: Undisclosed. 

Why: Unemployed.

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When: Reclaiming your day.

Where: The lazy man's swing. 

Why: Total bliss is just a few sways away.

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When: You're feeling dramatic.

Where: Somewhere you can safely faint.

Why: Less cleanup than throwing a vase. 

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When: Redeeming your frequent flyer miles.

Where: 100 meters above sea level.

Why: You can't take an elevator to cloud nine.

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When: Noon.

Where: Your home's median.

Why: Symmetry helps you unwind.

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When: Serving time.

Where: Your pastel cell.

Why: You look good on stripes. 

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When: Happy hour.

Where: A great little hole-in-the-wall. 

Why: It's received rave reviews. 

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When: On a fantastic voyage.

Where: Your schooner, “The Narcolepsea.”

Why: You never get zzz-sick. 

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When: You've just acquired a benefactor.  

Where: Custom-made nesting grounds.

Why: Cashing in your fantasy fund.

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When: You narrowly avoided work. 

Where: A spacious cranny.

Why: Close calls require close walls. 

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When: Time to take your vitamin D.

Where: Your sun room.

Why: You prefer the non-capsule form. 

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When: Sightseeing at the palace of Versailles.

Where: The ultra-secret napping chamber. 

Why: This is the best sight you've seen.