FEAR OF BEING AVERAGE !

dependent oc for sidekickhq !

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pb-hammer·.

PENELOPE: uh yeah, i had no phone and was forced to wear “safe” clothes. PENELOPE: those were easily the worst months of my life and i had required monthly visits with my dad for two years. PENELOPE: prison is super gross. PENELOPE: off campus meet ups? my fav PENELOPE: but i already had my act out phase, if i do that again then it just looks desperate.  

ANDY: they weren’t even trendy clothers like????? ANDY: mom and dad visited quite a bit you remember them right? ANDY: mood!!! spent too many nights in a jailcell waiting for mom to bail me out the worst but the cops learn my name and my mom’s coffee order so it was worth it ANDY: anything off campus has some good food and places we like ANDY: so what? kim kardashian went from reality star to mom to somewhat respectable business woman like you can do it have those changes

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mialuthor·.

MIA: Well that’s true I guess  MIA: Someone’s confident MIA: Well fingers crossed you don’t have any snakes about to snitch on you

ANDY: aren’t i always though? ANDY: hopeful!

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itsvalrichards·.

“You think taking apart this communicator was crazy, putting it back together was no joke and err…now I have a couple of extra screws here somehow.” Valeria said as she fixed her hair, debating about starting over again to see where they’re suppose to go. 

“not really. the mechanics of it doesn’t look to tough and unless it’s alien technology or infused with magic most electronics are jigsaw puzzles. and thankfully there are more than one way to put things together”

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✰ ☾ TRANQUILITY BASE HOTEL & CASINO SENTENCE STARTERS ✧ 

STAR TREATMENT

❛ i just wanted to be one of the strokes ❜ ❛ now look at the mess you made me make ❜ ❛ i’m a big name in deep space ❜ ❛ here ain’t no place for dolls like you and me ❜ ❛ maybe i was a little too wild in the 70s ❜ ❛ impressive mustache ❜ ❛ so who you gonna call ? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to be one of those ghosts ❜ ❛ but it’s alright, ‘cause you love me ❜ ❛ your eyes are heavy and the weather’s getting ugly ❜ ❛ pull over, i know the place ❜ ❛ what exactly is it you’ve been drinking these days ? ❜ ❛ what do you mean you’ve never seen blade runner ? ❜

ONE POINT PERSPECTIVE

❛ i’m gonna run for government ❜ ❛ come here, kid, we really need to talk ❜ ❛ bear with me, man, i lost my train of thought ❜ ❛ you cried some of the hottest tears you ever cried ❜ ❛ i suppose the singer must die ❜ ❛ it’s worth it for the opening scene ❜ ❛ or maybe, i just imagined it all ❜ ❛ i’ve played to quiet rooms like this before ❜

AMERICAN SPORTS

❛ does it wipe that stupid look off of your face ? ❜ ❛ i lost the money, lost the keys ❜ ❛ i’m still handcuffed to the briefcase ❜ ❛ can i please have my money back ? ❜ ❛ you don’t know what you’re doing ❜

TRANQUILITY BASE HOTEL & CASINO

❛ mama got her hair done ❜ ❛ just popping out to sing a protest song ❜ ❛ i’ve been on a bender ❜ ❛ i ponder all the questions but just manage to miss the mark ❜ ❛ [ name ] speaking, please, tell me, how may i direct your call ? ❜ ❛ mama wants some answers ❜ ❛ do you remember where it all went wrong ? ❜ ❛ technological advances really bloody get me in the mood ❜ ❛ pull me in close on a crisp eve, baby ❜ ❛ kiss me underneath the moon’s side boob ❜ ❛ and do you celebrate your dark side ? ❜ ❛ wish you’d never left the house ? ❜ ❛ have you ever spent a generation trying to figure that one out ? ❜

GOLDEN TRUNKS

❛ my psyche’s subcommittee sang to me in its scary voice ❜ ❛ when true love takes a grip it leaves you without a choice ❜ ❛ i must admit sometimes i fantasize about you, too ❜ ❛ he’s got himself a theme tune ❜ ❛ i’m sure you’ve heard about enough ❜

FOUR OUT OF FIVE

❛ come on in, the water’s lovely ❜ ❛ look, you could meet someone you like ❜ ❛ take it easy for a little while ❜ ❛ come and stay with us ❜ ❛ i put a taqueria on the roof ❜ ❛ okey cokey with the opposite sex ❜ ❛ doesn’t time fly ? ❜ ❛ i’m in no position to give advice ❜ ❛ i don’t want to be nice, and you know that ❜ ❛ only time that we stop laughing is to breathe or steal a kiss ❜ ❛ i can get you on the list for all the clubs ❜

THE WORLD’S FIRST EVER MONSTER TRUCK FRONT-FLIP

❛ you push the button and we’ll do the rest ❜ ❛ that’s the best thing for it ❜ ❛ there are things that i just cannot explain to you ❜ ❛ i hope i don’t ever have to ❜ ❛ i’m just a bad girl trying to be good ❜ ❛ i’ve got a laser guiding my love that i cannot adjust ❜

SCIENCE FICTION

❛ religious iconography giving you the creeps ? ❜ ❛ i feel rougher than a disco lizard tongue along your cheek ❜ ❛ i must admit you gave me something momentarily in which i could believe ❜ ❛ the hand of harsh reality’s un-gloved and it’s on its way back in to scoop you up ❜ ❛ not on my watch ❜ ❛ i won’t stay with you, my love ❜ ❛ i want to make a simple point about peace and love, but in a sexy way where it’s not obvious ❜ ❛ i tried to write a song to make you blush ❜

SHE LOOKS LIKE FUN

❛ she looks like fun ❜ ❛ smile like you’ve got a straw in something tropical ❜ ❛ i’ve got the party plugged right into my skull ❜ ❛ wayne manor, what a memorable n.y.e. ❜ ❛ good morning ❜ ❛ there’s no limit to the length of the dickheads we can be ❜ ❛ finally, there’s a place where you can wag your tongue ❜ ❛ baby, but why can’t we all just get along ? ❜ ❛ dance as if somebody’s watching, 'cause they are ❜ ❛ no one’s on the streets ❜ ❛ i’m so full of shite ❜ ❛ i need to spend less time stood around in bars ❜

BATPHONE

❛ i want an interesting synonym to describe this thing ❜ ❛ we’ve got much to discuss ❜ ❛ it’s the big night in tinsel city ❜ ❛ life became a spectator sport ❜ ❛ i launch my fragrance called “ integrity “ ❜ ❛ i sell the fact that i can’t be bought ❜ ❛ have i told you all about the time that i got sucked into a hole through a hand held device ? ❜ ❛ i will flashback now and again but i’m usually alright ❜ ❛ i’ll be by the batphone if you need to get a hold ❜ ❛ vehicles will pass by but i know when it’s you ❜

THE ULTRACHEESE

❛ i suppose we aren’t really friends anymore ❜ ❛ maybe i shouldn’t ever have called that thing friendly at all ❜ ❛ get freaked out from a knock at the door when i haven’t been expecting one ❜ ❛ didn’t that used to be part of the fun, once upon a time ? ❜ ❛ we’ll be there at the back of the bar, in a booth like we usually were ❜ ❛ every time there was a rocket launch or some big event ❜ ❛ what a death i died writing that song ❜ ❛ it stays between us, steinway and his sons ❜ ❛ perhaps it’s time that you went for a walk ❜ ❛ i’ve still got pictures of friends on the wall ❜ ❛ i might look as if i’m deep in thought, but the truth is i’m probably not ❜ ❛ i’ve done some things that i shouldn’t have done ❜ ❛ but i haven’t stopped loving you once ❜

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@optiicblasts @cfarrcws @mgikdkid

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forgcttcn·.

ADDY: good, i can totally think of a things you could do if you need help ADDY: ummm are you ??  ADDY: here i thought you were before florian guess i’m wrong ADDY: we’re talking about /public indecency/ andrew i do have some class

ANDY: im sure u will ;* ANDY: yes yes i am ANDY: well if i said i would just seem like im one of those possessive boyfriends ANDY: i keep forgetting ur not me ppl have seen enough me it’s quite sad

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pb-hammer·.

PENELOPE: no, not really. but i don’t like options being taken away from me. PENELOPE: does this mean i can’t flirt with you anymore? cause thats like half the fun of being your friend. PENELOPE: the place where they draw flowers on the cups? PENELOPE: not true, i would like sexy & assertive, maybe seductive & scary. mix it up a bit, ya know?

ANDY: i know i know but you know i rough those months were ANDY: i mean if you wouldn’t then it would look suspicious but tone it down a bit can’t have ppl getting the wrong idea ANDY: sure. or somewhere away from the school so that we can really catch up ANDY: then make a scene and make sure the press are everywhere for it

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forgcttcn·.

ADDY: you definatly owe me one ADDY: because this is my *favourite* cafe, ntm you’re not here ADDY: you’re the worst ADDY: <3 <3 <3

ANDY: and i don’t like to be indebt so i’ll happily repay you soon ANDY: but im ur favourite person after florian ANDY: :((((((( ANDY: ur breaking my heart here

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pb-hammer·.

PENELOPE:  touche PENELOPE: so i can’t tell one of my best friends that i dated her current boyfriend while in rehab with him? PENELOPE: hm whatever, what’s another one of my relationships being based on lies. PENELOPE: what do you think people think i look like? pretty and bitchy?

ANDY: yup yup ANDY: do u really wanna tell ur best friend you dated her current bf???? like really think about it. not just rehab but in general ANDY: thank you thank you i owe you one. maybe coffee somewhere? ANDY: and you wouldn’t have it any other way :*

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pb-hammer·.

PENELOPE:  your rep? PENELOPE: god why did i ever date you lol PENELOPE: i dont think a rom com will ruin it tho. PENELOPE: probs make you look better, like complex and deep.

ANDY: bc im hot, rich and smart. and a great kisser among other things ANDY: speaking of which my girlfriend can’t know. she doesn’t know about that and if she doesn’t know then she can’t know about you ANDY: no thanks ANDY: i prefer looking unemotional and cold

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blcodxs-thicker·.

Kurt was sitting in the library yet again at a table littered with opened books, sloppy notes, his laptop, and several empty cans of Red Bull. He had been spending almost all of his time here ever since the gas leak, obsessively trying to get some answers. His exhausted eyes were blankly staring down at his notes when he heard someone approach him. “Chances are I’m way too sleep deprived to help you out with whatever you want. So unless you’re getting me an ungodly amount of coffee, the answer is no.”

“exactly how long have you been here?” he tilted his head to the side, as if he was trying to get a better view of kurt. but it was more or less a trick question. he had seen kurt long enough in the distance to know that he was here long enough. and the fact that he only really noticed andy when he was walking towards him. “what are you studying for? school just started please don’t tell me you already have tests or something? and no i don’t need your help or do i have coffee. just concerned for you.”

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uwelefaye·.

Uwe did notice the kid move weird for a brief second but didn’t think much of it. At this point though, he could at least his lie sound more solid. “Career change-whether they became a shield agent or professional hot dog eater you decide.” He shrugged. “Are there any other questions you got?” 

“yeah i do actually follow up question.” this was too suspicious of him to just let go. sure the other kids in the class would be sending him daggers but at this point his opinion on people was just far too low. “why does it seem like you killed him or something? like what are you hiding dude.”

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ghcstbarnes‌.

[ bucky ] i don’t think my arm’s even damaged, man.

[ bucky ] wood don’t tend to break metal

[ text // bucky barnes ]: then why are you complaning????? [ text // bucky barnes ]: i am legitamtely failing to see the need to text people about it

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scftstark·.

HUGO: i prolly wouldn’t care tbh HUGO: like, dancing with her for so long means ive seen her like. in various stages of undress HUGO: also ur both consenting adults idc HUGO: but i wouldnt make u come around here if i knew you’d be uncomfortable pls

ANDY: nah nah  ANDY: i mean it’s the whole case of “nothing i haven’t seen before” when it comes down to it + you probably want some privacy  ANDY: but i don’t wanna see a naked brother ANDY: i can do without that mental image

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pb-hammer·.

PENELOPE: fuq u mean??? PENELOPE: you have to watch it, it’ll make your insides gooey PENELOPE: the only good things about poor peasants is that they make you look better and richer. PENELOPE: $200 is chump change baby

ANDY: yeah. plus who wants gooey insides ANDY: it’ll damage my rep can’t have that ANDY: you got a point. if you don’t put other people down to get yourself up then what can u do ANDY: ikr?????????? add one or two more zeroes and then we start talking

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ava-bartcn·.

AVA: bout the same time i got this lil shit. this summer. started this semester. AVA: remember me & ur sister both screaming about it??? yeah still a thing for me. better late than never or whatever.

ANDY: adorable! you got a name for him or something? ANDY: yeah yeah the memory seems familiar. you’ll do great im sure. but then again the only law thing im doing is american politics

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forgcttcn·.

ADDY: ;) ADDY: brb gotta text cassie  ADDY: asdfghjk i didn’t mean right now and you know it!! ADDY: you should be able to keep your hands off me long enough for a coffee date andrew

ANDY: nooooooooo ANDY: well what’s wrong with right now? ANDY: no promises or guarantees ;) ANDY: :*

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pb-hammer·.

PENELOPE: someone told me that i reminded them of that Gen bitch from that  boys i loved before movie or whatever. PENELOPE: i’ve never been so insulted in my life PENELOPE: do i look like someone who has ever owned uggs? PENELOPE: that’s some peasant shit i don’t fuq with.

ANDY: idk what that means i haven’t watched that yet ANDY: so i’ll believe you in when you say you’re insulted ANDY: mood ANDY: people here think 200 bucks is expensive and im just like “ur all peasants. the whole lot of you”