MOVED!

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN MOVED! for link to new account click here

[narcissisticalcoholic]

For whatever reason, this inactive, dead blog is still gaining followers so I would just like to inform all you new people that this blog is dead as dicks, my friends! Up until now, I’m pretty sure it’s been a year since I was last active here. That being said,

—>This blog has moved here!<—

Nothing will be posted here like, ever again. So if you’re wanting an active blog then I would follow that link. I mean, unless following inactive blogs is your thing. In which case follow away!

Again, this blog has moved to @klutzyzombie

[narcissisticalcoholic]

For whatever reason, this inactive, dead blog is still gaining followers so I would just like to inform all you new people that this blog is dead as dicks, my friends! Up until now, I’m pretty sure it’s been a year since I was last active here. That being said,

—>This blog has moved here!<—

Nothing will be posted here like, ever again. So if you’re wanting an active blog then I would follow that link. I mean, unless following inactive blogs is your thing. In which case follow away!

Again, this blog has moved to @klutzyzombie

[narcissisticalcoholic]

So for reasons I would honestly rather not get into, Ive actually moved Tumblrs. You can find my new account here. Same URL, but a new account.So if you wish to continue to follow, Id suggest you go click this >boom boom baby< as this blog will soon be completely dead.

I will be reblogging this a lot for a while with the notification of the move. Just a heads up in case you get tired of seeing this so feel free to unfollow.

Again, Im moving here: http://narcissistic-alcoholic.tumblr.com/

[narcissisticalcoholic]

Moving!

So for reasons I would honestly rather not get into, Ive actually sorta moved Tumblrs. You can find my new account here so if you wish to continue to follow, Id suggest you go here >boom boom baby< as this blog will soon be completely dead.

Again, Im moving: http://narcissistic-alcoholic.tumblr.com/

I will probably reblog a few more posts with the notification of the move. Just a heads up!

[narcissisticalcoholic]

What kind of answer is that?!??

What kind of question is that?

[narcissisticalcoholic]

So do you get along with your dad at this age at least???

Next question.

[narcissisticalcoholic]

Can we hear one of your sex stories? Not to be intrusive but come on Tony, no names, just details, craziest place you've ever done it.

Hm craziest place would probably be the back room of a gala I got dragged to. I honestly cant remember her name for the life of me but she was.....strange. Like Im pretty sure shes going to be on the news one day for attempting to marry her cat or something.

[narcissisticalcoholic]

teen!Tony is up tomorrow. So if you have anything you wanna ask, now would be prime asking time.

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the love we share seems to go nowhere

[narcissisticalcoholic]

do we have a headcannon about what the blogger floor looks like now?

Based on the antics from Tonydom itself, this is what the blogger floor seems to be

Situated on the 69th floor, the blogger floor is a rather dark place with flickering lights and turned over furniture. There are nutella jars and popcorn kernels scattered all around and blankets have been tied to some of the upturned pieces to make forts. Its either eerily quiet with the occasional ‘Stairway To Heaven’ being played on a loop when theyve angered Jarvis or its chaotic and loud. There is no in between. Its unknown how many bloggers actually reside here as they disappear and reappear before Jarvis can make a guess. Despite the rules Tony has set up which bans animals, they somehow always drag in some sort of animal ranging from snakes and dogs to jungle cats and an alligator on two separate occasions so its not uncommon to come across some sort of wild beast. The bettapocalypse is a fine example of this. There are scorch marks in various areas because the vast majority of Tonydom seem to have the same cooking ability of Tony himself. Theres at least one pool table and 4 separate bathroom areas complete with shower and tub along with a movie room and an estimated 2 kitchens. There is only one working elevator that only a select few have access to and when visiting the blogger floor, its advised to wear a white cloak so they know not to bother you. A rule set down by the floors care taker and ‘mom’, Tonys PA Minnie. Its ill-advised to speak badly about Tony or threaten Steve as while the bloggers do enjoy pushing his limits, they are fiercely protective of their ‘daddy’ and will go to terrifying lengths to defend him.

actual footage of Tonydom:

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"Yes I actually wanted to marry you. I forgot that younger you probably hates the thought of marriage" Steve sighed.

[narcissisticalcoholic]

"Well I mean yeah it's, it's weird but I mean it's to you. So that's, uh, that's cool?" He offered, trying to hide how amazed he was at this situation. "It's- you're Captain America." Tony was vaguely aware that he was grinning and probably blushing a bit, but that didn't matter. "Like the Captain America. Holy shit."

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There’s something about you girl That makes me sweat

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Steve couldn't help but smile "No it's not a dream...why, do you have dreams about me often?" Steve smirked "but we are together" Steve held up his left hand. "Married"

[narcissisticalcoholic]

"What, no. God no." Tony scoffed, trying to hide the very faint blush the fell over his face. "That would be, that would be weird.....Right?" Married. They were married. Wait, the ring. So maybe it wasn't weird? "Married? You actually wanted to marry me?"

[narcissisticalcoholic]

Stark? What happened to you?

Better question is what happened to people knocking before they entered someones home? Seriously, do I even know you guys?

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"Oh I guess you met Harley." Peter said looking at him. "I’m 18… so lots of kids?" He asked. "Wait ‘til you see the blogger floor." 

[narcissisticalcoholic]

"I've been told I'm supposed to stay away from that floor?" Tony quirked a brow in the vain hope Peter would tell him more about it. "Apparently it's where you 'Avengers' house the craziest of the crazy or something?"

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Jane Says - Jane’s Addiction

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Uncle Tony, if you go to the scary floor can I go with you?

Yeah, sure. I mean why not, kiddo?

[starktowerprincess]

They looked out onto the floor, Reagan slipping her hand into Tony’s silently before looking at him. The light outside the elevator flickered lightly as they stepped out of the elevator. Reagan staying close to Tony as they walked further into the floor, the elevator doors closing behind them. “What was that?” Reagan jumped closer to Tony when a shadow moved past them. Broken furniture littered the floor and had been built into strange ramshackle forts and dwellings. 

[narcissisticalcoholic]

Tony followed after her, having a bit of whiplash at how it had jumped from plush and modern decor to suddenly something out of a horror movie. He glanced as the girl clung to his hand but didn't comment on it, to busy expecting some axe wielding maniac to bust out from the wall. "Why is this floor even a thing?" He half whispered, noticing as each shadow darted around them.