Everyone survives, choose to live.

I'm so bad with bios

[cunterr-deactivated20131230]

[batou]

[bajn]

[laguzmage]

[wadey-wilson]

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn

[theapatheticstag]

You know what...

[the-gay-accountant]

Marketing 101.

[outofcontextbobsburgerscaps]

[thisisalovestry]

just looked up my symptoms on webmd turns out i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright

[no-chill-at-all]

[sexemulators]

[surfbanksocialclubs]

u ever get so hype the only thing u hear is gasolina by daddy yankee

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[susiethemoderator]

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

[biglawbear]

RESUME

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[weavemama]

[literallysame]

MARGE HITTEM WITH THE DEATH DROP

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils