heck off

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[wuggen]

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

[technicalzombie]

none of us wanna roll on the floor, our knees are getting too stiff for that kind of shenanigans

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[musdomus]

Reblogging Money Potato for big things!!!

[jellyguy-deactivated20140103]

[ace-and-ranty]

Listen, I’m not for a “TikTok is ruining literature” panic, and it’s FINE if you use tropes to describe your book, tropes are very useful, but I just.

I just run across a book claiming to be a dark retelling.

And the. The fucking summary. Reads. 

“You can expect ‘touch her and I’ll unalive you’ vibes.”

THIS IS A BOOK SUMMARY. ON GOODREADS. YOU DON’T GOTTA CENSURE ‘KILL’. THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING DARK RETELLING AND YOU’RE THREATENING TO ‘UNALIVE’ SOMEONE?

[tributary]

[awsomecutecats]

At the vet’s office

[catastrophe-noir-deactivated202]

someone copy pasted he

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

…

[versacherries]

NASA released the clearest images of Neptune’s rings in over 30 years.

[arirna]

[thursday]

[animeseinfeld]

[sleepy-bebby]

[headspace-hotel]

If you're careful you can maximize how early in life this happens to you

[hydro-homies]

Is also musical instrument

[jackironsides]

Better than recyclable: if the right systems are in place, a glass bottle can be sterilised and REUSED, which uses less resources than recycling.

We seem to have forgotten the old sustainability slogan I was taught as a kid in the 90s, which is ‘reduce, reuse, recycle’. And that’s the preferential order. We should be reducing first, then reusing what we can, and recycling should be a distant third option.

But capitalism can only make money from the ‘recycling’ part.

[anarchopuppy]

Companies like coke used to do exactly that, collect used glass bottles and wash them to be reused. Then it became cheaper to use virgin plastic, so they switched to that. This obviously generated a monumental amount of waste, which the public rightfully blamed on the company producing it, so coke and many other companies came together to form Keep America Beautiful to shift that blame onto consumers themselves and promote the racket that is plastic recycling (which has never worked and never will)

Just another example of how the idea of taking personal responsibility for climate change and the environment has always been a scam perpetrated by the systems that are knowingly creating the problem themselves

[everythingstarstuff]

[weaver-z]

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

[weaver-z]

^ Funny Doggies of Myth and Legend Compilation

[funnytwittertweets]

[feefal]

[radiation]

when i was a kid i was completely obsessed and enamored with the word art in microsoft word and when they got rid of it i was genuinely crushed. literally does not get any better than this i miss you so much babe

[waluigiii-deactivated20161015]

[rylandgraces]

U like the Mandalorian ?

yeah i think theyre easier to peel than oranges