Turdy-Seven Condoms

[narryblossom]

if I see one more post like “1d iS CoNTrOlLed bY tHeiR mANaGeMenT” I will choke to DEATH on my own laughter

[hiddendesktopfolder]

[avenue]

brilliant

[parasailin-sarahpalin]

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

[jackalovski]

The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more convincing as a living entity than 90% of Hollywood movie monsters

[citricac1d]

remember when literally No One Asked and liam just said he would marry louis

remember when louis and liam were at that airport looking like they were coming straight out of someone’s manip or angsty tourfic 

remember when louis and liam took a polaroid together with a fan’s camera and louis desperately desperately didn’t want to give it up (even though he must have had 267839809280 pictures with liam just like it by that point in otra)

honestly????????????????? i hate lilo

[citricac1d]

remember when louis & liam accidentally kissed on stage and then in an interview about it liam just said “we only kiss each other behind closed doors, we don’t do that on stage”????

remember when right before the hiatus was gonna start and louis & liam did an interview and translated quotes were coming out of it like louis saying liam was making him horny & how they should “just move in together, make it easier”??? and everyone was like “take it w a grain of salt bc this is a secondhand & translated” but then the audio came out & that was exactly what they said???

[citricac1d]

listen … to everyone reblogging this & saying “lilo was so real during otra” or “why did lilo die after otra”… how could you FORGET!!!!

remember when they went to the brits together and looked like they were gonna get married?? 

and liam called louis 50 times. and louis made sure they talked about liam’s abs on the red carpet. and when louis said he was missing freddie & liam said he could cuddle him? and then rubbed his tummy?? and they couldn’t stop complimenting each other & making each other blush and laugh?

remember when liam touched down in LA and the first thing he said to paps was that he was on his way to go meet freddie??

remember when liam was photographed wearing his gold chain necklace?? and then louis had to comment on it, but then wore it too??

remember WHEN LIAM SAID HE DID A LOT OF HIS WRITING FOR HIS ALBUM WITH LOUIS..???

remember how lilo is STILL REAL!!!!!!!

[citricac1d]

remember how liam and louis clearly went through a difficult patch in their relationship but, like magnets, fate pulled them back together because they’re supposed to be forever?

remember when liam said, 3 years later, that louis is his writing partner, not was? remember when liam said he was proud of louis. more than anybody.

remember how liam kept saying he & louis had a surprise they had been working on, and everyone knew it was going to be that louis chose liam as one of his guest judges for xfactor, and then, naturally, that was exactly it? because louis trusts liam? because louis & liam are creative partners?

because they love each other & value each other’s opinions & creativity????

[champzagne]

why do they look like theyre on one of those shows where niall just found out zayn was cheating on him and theyre about to bring out his side piece 

[idblowharry-deactivated20191221]

If there’s ever a day I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[mysoniswoozi]

Side piece comes out….

[ot5safehaven-deactivated2021011]

But surprise Niall had a side piece of his own…

which left the host baffled

[hhjjjjjkkkklll-deactivated20240]

Reblog every fucking time.

[narryaresoulmates]

harry got louis and eleanor together

niall got liam and cheryl together

now lilo should do the right thing and 

get NARRY together

[louisfeatharry]

i can’t believe we have hd footage of narry fucking pissing next to each other but we don’t have a selfie of them together after this concert

[narrymusings]

As a Narrie, I’ll take it.

[jamesniallar]

So… what’s the truth Zayn?

[kittenstyles]

I'm sure no girl Niall hooks up with can fit in his t-shirts bc he's so tiny but it still hot that in both the songs he wrote on that's included 👀

ok but

harry can fit into niall’s shirt that’s all that matters

[luxuryniall]

Why am I still here for 7 years of One Direction when 1d themselves aren’t even still here wtf

[monamourdelalune]

So...

It’s kinda sad that I know more about gay smut than I do that of straight smut… Like, wtf am I gonna do when I’m 25 on my wedding night? Turn into a man and use the knowledge I obtained over the years on my husband? No, I’m screwed…

[narrymusings]

Writers (especially in fanfiction) write about how person A has that smile that they only have when they're looking at person B. And I always thought it was a nice concept, cute and everything, but didn't think it was true. I was scrolling through my dash and found a pic of Niall looking to his side and smiling and my first thought was that he was smiling at Harry, it was the typical smile when Harry is approching him. I looked to the source and I was right. And writers were right

LISTEN!! Niall definitely has a Harry smile/look. 10000%

Actually, he has multiple. Like, there are multiple ways in which Niall Horan fonds over Harry Styles, and there’s something in all of them that makes it so obvious that it’s for Harry. Can we talk about it?

[butterflytattoohaz-deactivated2]

and y'all wonder why larries are so disliked wow

[salutingjungkook]

Perrie: bullying is bad

Z stans: BUT YOU WORTE A SONG ABOUT FAKING ORGASMS ABOUT SOMEONE YOU WERE ENGAGED TO!! YOU TURNED A WHOLE COUNTRY AGAINST HIM! #Hypocrite

[narrymusings]

Zayn: *cheats on Perrie multiple times*, *ends engagement over the phone*, *proceeds to publicly shade her*

Z stans:

Perrie: *writes a song about faking orgasms about someone who cheated on her even when they were engaged*

Z stans: YOU’RE SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON!! FUCK YOU!!

[butterflytattoohaz-deactivated2]

y'all know… louis and eleanor are probably going to get married. like, they’re both in their mid/late twenties and dated — what, four years? — and now they’re back together. hell, louis has a son he has to think about, and a group of sisters he has to help take care of. he isn’t just going to get with anybody, and eleanor has shown her love and support for louis so many times other the years. they’re truly it — they are true love personified, the kind of people you write stories about. i’m so happy for louis and i’m so appreciative of eleanor.

[peggyswilliams]

Congratulations on your everything.  You know, the great brain and the noble job, etc etc etc.  But mostly, congratulations on your shoulder to waist ratio.  No seriously.

[lovethesnark]

I COULD REBLOG THIS EVERY DAY.

[superrichlads]

This Town - alternate lyrics