Petty Revenge Time
This was around Thanksgiving 2016. I had just saved enough money to buy a 2DS and a game for myself so I could play Pokémon Sun and Moon. I went to my local target to buy the two. Little did I know, there was an asshole at the store. I went over to the technology section desk to ask the clerk to unlock the cabinet that had the one remaining 2DS in the store. Just as I was about to reach the desk (I was 2 fucking feet), the asshole cuts ahead of me and demands to get a 2DS. Because the clerk wasn't paying attention, he had no idea as to what just happened. Unfortunately for the asshole, I overheard him saying how excited he was to play Pokémon Moon. I noticed that there was only one copy left of Moon, and that there were no more copies of Sun. I grabbed the last copy and headed to the registers, relishing the sounds of anger coming from behind me caused by a lack of Pokémon Moon. That was the day that I realized that most assholes can dish out, but can't take it back.
