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shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

#this made me laugh so hard i almost threw up bc this morning my boss brought in donuts and apple fritters and #by the time i found out and went to the kitchen the apple feitters box was crumbs

rowanisawriter

DO NOT DO ANY WORK WHILE ON THE CLOCK OPEN YOUR GOOGLE DOCS ON YOUR PHONE AND WRITE GAY FANFIC. IGNORE YOUR MANAGER IGNORE CUSTOMERS. DO IT ON YOHR PHONE NOW TODAY. START TODAY RIGHT NOW. DO IT NOW

#posts i saw while taking a break from writing gay fic in google docs on my phone while on the clock

nicholasbritellhive

I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians

thepinkdolly-ah

iballordie

Dame judi dench being lit

#fyp #she lives she breathes she serves cunt #i cant believe i rewatched skyfall last night and then i see this today djdndndndjd

gerardpilled

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

officeshelpdesk

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

enemy-viv-deactivated20240228

#fyp

chongoblog

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

tytonidyke

These are so fun to make

#fyp

wynsvre

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

stantler

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country