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But if I'm posting, and you're reading the bio, who's flying the plane?!?!

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Finally watching the Depahted, crazy that Wahlberg has TWO good performances in his career

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Why'd no one tell me that this is a movie about the worst psychiatrist ever?

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Finally watching the Depahted, crazy that Wahlberg has TWO good performances in his career

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[jellyfishcheese1]

Ciswomen get really mad when you tell them medically abusing transsexual men is worse than when they have sex and don't like it and that if they don't stop doing that you will subject them to sex they don't like.

[angelicguy]

Not the place, jellyfishcheese1.

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[chinesecentury]

Type of poster you make before getting .1% of the vote

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Gotta respect Irish Nazi party 1898010 for making immigrant mom polish

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Forgot we have a pamphlet for the second one in our fridge

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[chinesecentury]

Type of poster you make before getting .1% of the vote

[officeshelpdesk]

Gotta respect Irish Nazi party 1898010 for making immigrant mom polish

[the-verification]

Dog mom, LGBTQ+ mom and Diversity mom are the same woman with different hair colours

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Gotta respect Irish Nazi party 1898010 for making all the moms polish

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[chinesecentury]

Type of poster you make before getting .1% of the vote

[officeshelpdesk]

Gotta respect Irish Nazi party 1898010 for making immigrant mom polish

[mr-deep-downer]

I knew I should’ve bet money on Holloway tonight

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Horrible dub McGregor's dumb ass didn't consent to not being able to walk ever again but his leg went ahead and did it anyway

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Got so drunk and based that I'm banned from Twitter til 2 am

[wander-in-arda]

why? what did you say?

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Nothin! I'm an innocent lil guy!

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Got so drunk and based that I'm banned from Twitter til 2 am

[wander-in-arda]

why? what did you say?

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Nothin! I'm an innocent lil guy!

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Got so drunk and based that I'm banned from Twitter til 2 am

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Erdogan giving ⚡︎⚡︎ir KKKeir ⚡︎⚡︎tarmer the kill yourself revolver is potentially his most based moment OAT

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Scottish man considers flying the flag of the country his ancestors happily raped half the world with, more at 11

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There have been, in my life, many absolute lows. But I believe I was at the lowest tonight. I was food for the vultures, a story in tomorrow's fish and chips newspaper

But there was a man. An old man. An old old man. And he sat across from a secondary school. And I asked him if he was ok, in a moment of trying to make a friend

"no" he said

"why?"

"I'm going to kill myself in an hour. I'm going to jump in the river. My wife will miss me but I do not care anymore. Hey, where are you from?'

"stateside!'

"America? Oh what a place. You visiting?"

"no, I've lived here longer than anywhere else"

He told me that he went to the school across from us. How he beat the absolute shit out of this random bully who's not stepped foot in there for decades.

"you come back often?" I asked

"not at all lad, not at all"

"so why tonight"

"misery! You want a fag?"

And so we smoked and talked and eventually I got him to laugh.

I flagged down the rare late night taxi man. The auld fella took a fifty out of his wallet and handed it to the driver. I begged him to get him home safe

I think I was in the same place. I well think I was on the same path to the same river. But here is this man with more years than I, and here I a stranger, and I'd rather spend the night in the moonlight with him than see him wash away

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"Is it possible to be pro-incest and a Zionist?" The greatest thread of all time locked after 117 comments.

[yugoflop]

how do you even get to the level of brainwashing to believe islam is against incest

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Mind zooming in on the Levant for me there boss man?

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In celebration of the end of nearly 15 years of conservative rule in the UK I thought I'd post my favorite images of conservative MPs from the past decade and a half (along with some non pm bonuses)

David Cameron and His Lover

Theresa May is Utterly Horrified by Child's Robot

Theresa May Cries as She Resigns

As Mayor of London, Boris Johnson Gets Stuck on a Zipline

Boris Johnson Absolutely Dominates Children at Rugby

Whatever the Fuck is Happening Here

Liz Truss Being PM for the Queen's Funeral Despite Also Having the Shortest Tenure

Liz Truss' Day Collar

Rishi Sunak Asks Homeless Man If He's "In Business"

POV: You Just Said That Normal Families Having To Rely on Food Banks is Bad

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Don't know I missed this gem from this morning look at that stance

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Almost forgot about this! Can you believe it's been a year since Labour immediately fumbled the mandate of heaven?

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Anyway, in celebration of Labour fumbling the bag and ⚡︎⚡︎ir KKKeir ⚡︎⚡︎tarmer lasting about a year, here are my favorite labour photos (for balance)

Angela Rayner absolutely hitting that shit

Andy Burnham jogging in his wee shorts before being elected to parliament

Wes Streeting and his best friend and mentor Peter Anderson (Wes would later try to use Starmers Mandelson appointment to make himself PM)

Peter Mandelson hitting the UK politician in trouble classic™ after being arrested

The reason Peter Mandelson got arrested

Sir Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, six sevening

Piers Morgan and Keir Starmer at what is presumably the memorial for the now dead Keir Starmer

Presented without comment

Keir Starmer hitting the classic

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^snowflakes are like microchips! If you get one wet it'll suffer

Take a look at this:

Christmas=38189192013119

Jolly=1015121225

Subtract the second from the first and you get 38188176891894, which of course translates back into letters as CHRHAGFHIRID

Alphabetize that and you get ACDFGHHHIIR

AC= Air Conditioning

DF= Data Field

GHH=Growth Human Hormone

HI=Hawaii

IR= Immune Response

Hawaii happens to be where Barack Obama was born

Data Field of conditioning growth hormone for immune response.

What happened under Obama? The death of Osama Bin Laden

Bin Laden's corpse is somewhere in the ocean growing slightly larger every day, which is what's REALLY raising sea levels

Interesting huh?

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In celebration of the end of nearly 15 years of conservative rule in the UK I thought I'd post my favorite images of conservative MPs from the past decade and a half (along with some non pm bonuses)

David Cameron and His Lover

Theresa May is Utterly Horrified by Child's Robot

Theresa May Cries as She Resigns

As Mayor of London, Boris Johnson Gets Stuck on a Zipline

Boris Johnson Absolutely Dominates Children at Rugby

Whatever the Fuck is Happening Here

Liz Truss Being PM for the Queen's Funeral Despite Also Having the Shortest Tenure

Liz Truss' Day Collar

Rishi Sunak Asks Homeless Man If He's "In Business"

POV: You Just Said That Normal Families Having To Rely on Food Banks is Bad

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Don't know I missed this gem from this morning look at that stance

[officeshelpdesk]

Almost forgot about this! Can you believe it's been a year since Labour immediately fumbled the mandate of heaven?