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the concept of having MEGAN THEE STALLION and still being like โbabe idk if i can be monogamousโ IM SICK TO MY FUCKING STOMACH I HATE MEN I HATE MEN
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Itโs insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, whatโs that about???
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and itโs a shame that itโs mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering
finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813
15th century knight errant miffy
guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me
nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i donโt want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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Y'all think the fantasy high universe has fantasy tumblr lol
(inspired by @orions-garden who had this idea first !)
๐ stealthcheck reblogged steelwindstrike
โก steelwindstrike Follow
you guys remember that trend from last spring where everyone was posting these random videos and pictures of and saying there was a tabaxi woman in there LMAO What the fuck was that ๐ it was like a worse version of The Gown thing from years ago
โก steelwindstrike
#LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT #wasnt that a marketing scheme for that one teen band #im pretty sure it was
LMAO WAS IT? i wouldnt be surprised LOL
๐ด princessthehorse Follow
THERE WAS LITERALLY A TABAXI IN ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY SCARY VIDEOS. WHAT WAS EVERYONE ON ABOUT. WHAT FERNS WERE Y'ALL FUCKING ON
๐ฎ conjurdivination Follow
OP, I understand your confusion but that was very much a real event! Turns out that tabaxi was the Shadow Cat, the familiar of the Nightmare King who was actually an ancient goddess of Sylvaire who was transubstantiated into a disease. She could only be seen by people who had her disease, which was transmitted through various bodily fluids. The Court of Stars has also been putting out statements lately saying that they and other members of the Fallinel government worked with the Shadow Cat, but had nothing to do with her plot of trying to bring back the Nightmare King, since she apparently worked with them as well.
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โก steelwindstrike
Was it still those fucking kids who did all that though
๐ stealthcheck
it was those fucking kids
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๐ฆ nightmarekwing reblogged powerofsol
๐ฆ nightmarekwing
was just waiting for a meeting with my banker and i watch two teenagers show up and one puts a gun to his head and the other grabs his balls. I'm so done with adventurers bro, how the fuck do people allow this shit
๐ฆ nightmarekwing
One of the teenagers is the archdevil of the bottomless pit. i swear to god i'm gonna die and even Hell is gonna be a piece of shit because of adventurers
โ๏ธ powerofsol Follow
Did you not do anything to try and help your banker?????
๐ฆ nightmarekwing
no why would i help a banker
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๐งโโ๏ธ tiredaasimar
I have insider information on the Central Solesian Area Polycule
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๐ detectiveagent5353 reblogged alwayshappyhour
โค๏ธ 123fantasydestiel Follow
I cannot BELIEVE that there are FELLOW STUDENTS here at Aguefort who are SERIOUSLY considering voting for Kristen Applebees for class president. Are you out of your mind? Kipperlilly Copperkettle is actually trying to campaign to make the school better for all of us when we've all seen firsthand how messed up everything is. She's actually trying to make it fair for us students, and what does Kristen want to do? Nothing! She has literally ZERO campaign promises that mean ANYTHING for the school and the only things she talks about are steelworkers of all things and a thing NOBODY knows. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FETTY WAP IS! I looked it up and looked through every book in the library! THOSE WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BEFORE! NEVER!
All I'm saying is if this school starts to go downhill because you all thought it was funnier to vote for the cleric who killed her god TWICE than the regular student who's ACTUALLY trying to make the school better, you all better realize that it's your fault.
๐ alwayshappyhour
sounds like someone's salty they can't do a shrimp jump
๐ detectiveagent5353
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๐ recklessattakk
my hungry ass could never be a cleric
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reblog to cast healing word on the person you rbed this from
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burntownsgetvans reblogged falloutboimaniac
๐ burntownsgetvans
does anyone know what's going on with fig and the cig figs? i've been waiting for their new album for a while but their social media account has been radio silent, like fig and gorgug are still posting on their personal accounts but nothing about the band :(. they said a new album would be coming out soon last april, i'm just kind of sad and confused i guess
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that's really rough man yeah. i don't know what's going on with them either, but i hope they'll end up releasing something soon for you. but if you wanna listen to something that's like fig and the cig figs, maybe you'd like my clerical gnomance? they've been a total breakout hit all over the radio where i'm from lately and they are sooo good lol
๐ burntownsgetvans
well, okay, i'll give it a shot i guess, thanks for the recommendation :)
๐ burntownsgetvans
@fallouboimaniac Listen up chucklefuck go FUCK yourself. I'm so fucking TIRED of people like you who are always trying to replace the cig figs and discredit their success and for WHAT reason? I'm so done, I'm so fucking done, I don't wanna FUCKING HEAR IT AND YOU'VE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SHITTY MUSIC? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING Ddid anyone see that red thing just now
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๐ธ greatgnomishbaker
she kalvaxus on my emperor until i red waste
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lycanstropy reblogged 123fantasydestiel
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Getting really annoyed by all the posts going around joking about Kalvaxus and the Nightmare King. Both of them were EXTREMELY serious and REAL entities that caused SO much destruction in the very real world, and unless you were harmed by them you should NOT be joking about them like that, that is SO gross. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great cousin four times removed was KILLED by Kalvaxus and it is so shitty to have to open the dashboard every day to see posts like this.
๐ท๏ธ minceraftshreeper Follow
sure but kalvaxus has literally been dead for like 2 years or something ๐ญ. like the fact that those kids killed kalvaxus very much did make national and probably international news did you somehow miss that. and the guy was a total clown be fr it'd be crazy not to joke about him
๐ง 123fantasydestiel
Did you not read my entire post? I don't care if you think Kalvaxus was a "clown" or not or that he's already dead, HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!! You cannot be making posts JOKING About him like that!!!!!!!!!!
๐ lycanstropy
I went on a field trip to Hell in my warlock class the other day and a bunch of pirates turned Kalvaxus into a ship and tattooed his ass
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๐ฆ rayofdownwiththesickness
I fucking hate public school dude a plane almost crashed into my house at midnight and turns out it's because of a fucking club at the school and then i GO to school and i can barely even get into my bard class because everyone's lining up around that fucking pirate's kid and the principal is a fucking kid because this school is such a wreck. And can anyone please tell me why the same kid is now in every single club i am also in???? every time i make eye contact with him in one of my clubs he runs away. didn't he and the pirate kid and their party kill like 6 staff members?????????? AND WHY IS THERE A COP IN THE HALLWAYS??????????????????????
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๐ฆ rayofdownwiththesickness reblogged rayofdownwiththesickness
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Imagine complaining about students killing people when you literally go to an adventuring school ๐
๐ฆ rayofdownwiththesickness
i'd rather you say it to my face than vague me on the dashboard you know
๐ฆ rayofdownwiththesickness
I have been hexblade cursed
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๐จโ๐ป 12345fantasydestiel
Has Aguefort collectively forgotten about the fact that a giant spider appeared on campus a few months ago and started terrorizing people? I'm starting to understand why so many people think so negatively of Aguefort now. I was literally there and watched it happen and then no one seemed to bring it up ever again. No teachers decided to address it or anything. We're lucky it didn't kill anyone, and, actually, now I'm remembering, wasn't Kristen Applebees there? I swear to Galicaea she was there. Is that why nothing came of it, cause her party has like 4 parents on the school staff? This place is a joke.
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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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๐ alwayshappyhour
she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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๐ alwayshappyhour
she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra
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Please understand that I missed the bottom of this post on my dash and scrolled past like 4 more posts trying to figure out how they were Fantasy High related
Finished!! In retrospect I wouldn't done the composition a bit differently, but we live and learn!
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okay this is actually an incredible return to form for fantasy high.
if they returned to school as is, they would mostly be in relationships, having just saved the world, and basically be best friends with every administrator. two of them would be successful rockstars, one of them would be a saint, one would be a successful secret agent, one would be the captain of the bloodrush team, and another would be a literal oracle. there would be no conflict or interest. they'd all just be at the top of the social and academic ladder. but now their principal and vice principal are both gone, 2/3 have broken up with their partners and the one who is still in a relationship is long distance, the in school decisions they make have actual stakes, and there are people they don't know and things they've missed from being gone for like half of freshman year and then for a bit of sophomore year and the entire summer.
fantasy high, at its core, is about the interpersonal relationships and internal struggles we have in high school, told through the lens of a magical world. no one is perfect and successful and has a group of 6 friends who are constantly happy and hanging out when they're 16. they will have to learn to be people, independent of one another and without all of the crazy over powered connections and advantages they've gained since their freshman year. i'm so excited.
A bit from the latest Dimension 20 season, Mentopolis, that I thought would be fun to animate.
let's make mouth sounds together (2023); dropout
supper at emmaus (1606); carravagio
You cook the big bad wolf?!?!! You reduce him in the soup?!?! Oh! Oh! Death to the Baron! Death to the Baron for thousands of years!