Tobias Evans

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Worrying has never helped anybody. Because you won’t tell me what makes you nervous of course. Confused because me of me? Poor baby. Such a flatterer. What makes you you think you’re that good that you can read me?

Exactly, I just wish that somethings didn’t exist. Well we have only just met so don’t expect me to spill out my secrets and worries. Yes because of you! Baby? Another one, really? I am, thats why I would make a great boyfriend. I can’t but if you want me to guess now, I guess I can. Are you straight?

Yeah, he confuses people sometimes. He’s not bad, though! I’m glad you guys aren’t being dicks to each other. Nah, I get that, a lot of people don’t like it! I just think it’s fascinating, and I’m gonna shut up before I go on a ramble about it and totally embarrass myself.

I really don't get him, honestly I don't. I really don't want to make enemie's so I'm not being a dick, not that I'm normally one. I didn't hate it, I just drifted off during the subject, it couldn't keep me interested. Its fine, you can ramble on but don't expect me to stay awake for it.

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Obviously. I find a lot of things irritating, it’s wouldn’t be surprising. You’re no fun. I was more waiting for you to realize your own mistake. And since I’m so funny I won’t tell you where you could access pictures of me right away. I’m sure they do. Why not now?

I don’t, it may be because I worry about things so it’s probably one or the other, I guess. Thank you for that, why am I no fun? Wel don’t do that to me because I’ll just get more confused than I already was. I think I can wait, certainly if they are pictures of your smoking body. Because I want to see you and can see if you’re telling the truth.

Oh, you’ve met Hunt? That’s pretty cool! I’m a history major, so I mostly spend my time reading stuff.

Yeah I have, he's an alright guy but hard to figure out. Yeah it is. Thats fun? I kind of found history boring in high school but I guess its not for everyone.

Aw, that’s kinda sweet! Dance and photography, huh? Are those your majors, or are you undeclared or something?

You’re just like your brother, he says kinda alot too. Yeah, them two. I major in Dance and I have an interest in Photography so I do it in my spare time when I’m not doing anything.

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You’re imitating me. It’s like I have my own little protege. And what things make you nervous? I don’t need to go looking because I know that my roommate is Hummels boyfriend. Via mail. You kinda amuse me. How about you guess and I tell you if you’re wrong or not?

I know I am, I purposely did it. Yeah, I can be if you want to but I think you’ll find it irritating after a while. Many things, I won’t bother you about them because I have a feeling you’ll use it against me. So you did that to tease me did you? You’re so funny. Yes, via mail. Kinda? Excuse me, people love my company. Well then, once you get here, I’ll start guessing.

Haha, nah, I like my heart beating. Most girls just wear it cause they want to, though. Haha, agreed. Nice to meet you! So what do you do here?

That's good then, I'm sure many people would miss you if you passed away. True but I like to think there are other reasons. Agreed it is. Nice to meet you too! Not much really, I normally just practice for my dance class or do photography.

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Something tells me you had sex with a dude.

Well I would probably find his underwear on the floor and since I don’t, I doubt it.

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Please, do tell me why you have a hangover all of a sudden.

Well I did this thing called getting drunk and having a good time.

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That was sarcasm, sweetheart. Doubtful. There are very few things that make me nervous. Then you need to be faster. Is that so? I think you should investigate again, take a closer look. You can admire them on pictures too. Do I, really?

Really? You don’t say, sweetheart. There a quite a few things that make me nervous but I tend to not let them get to me. Fine then, I’ll keep that in mind. Well you can go look for yourself since I am pretty convinced unless you’re Anderson’s boyfriend. Awesome, I’ll be waiting for them to arrival via mail. Yeah you do so can you just tell me?

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Aren’t you smart. But half of the fun is making you ask. Go to a party and you’ll find enough people who’d fuck you. Where did you hear that he’s got has a boyfriend? That is true. My body a sight to behold. And no, not really. Although I’m not sure why you’d need to ask that question.

Incredibly smart. What if you get nervous, you could mess up your only chance. Parties get shut down really quickly nowadays so I wouldnt have enough time to score someone. I did some private investigating and Anderson is listed as Hummels boyfriend on his blog. True, true. Thats why I want you to come over because then I can admire your abs. I wanted to ask what yours was because you are kind of giving mixed signals.

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It’s more what you said than how your voice sounds. Yes, those exact two. What I meant was that I’m not worrying because my sex life is pretty active.Although I heard there are some people who are, as crazy as that sounds, not into having sex. I’m talking about your roommates brother. Who are you talking about? I’ll see what I can do. Of course you wouldn’t mind.

Oh right, I get what you mean now. Okay then, make it a little more clearer next time so I dont have to ask. My sex life is quiet right now, I just haven’t found anyone who is eager to screw with me, crazy, I know. Thats just insane though, I mean who would want to die a virgin? Its ridiculous. Yeah thats the one I’m talking about, doesn’t he like have a boyfriend? Or has that ship sailed? Awesome, I’ll be waiting. Of course, I wouldn’t, everyone would love to watch you strip. You won’t get offended if I ask you a personal question right like just on your sexual orientation.

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You sound like my marriage happy grandmother. Most likely. They’re both hot and should spend their time productive together. Such confidence. I wasn’t there so I can only trust you to tell the truth. To some extent at least. Virgin? That ship has sailed a long time ago and keeps on sailing too. Well, my Anderson is insistent on taking my clothes off right now to get me to pay attention to him, so it could be a while until you get the pleasure of my company.

Really? I don’t have a feminine voice. Who Anderson and Fabray or am I missing something here? Very. Trust me to tell the truth and only the truth, that’s all I shall tell. Yeah well if you don’t have any plans on having sexual intercourse then I assumed you were a virgin. The same Anderson who has a boyfriend or is there another Anderson now? I need company now Hunter, please come and keep your clothes on. Feel free to strip when you get to mine, I honestly don’t mind either way.

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That’s definitely not wrong. It’s more the first option. I’m not exactly one for endearments. I could say that you know where he is then but it’s not that Anderson. If it scared them of you’re probably not as good as you think you are. Sex is something I’m never worrying about but I think you need to amuse me with your definition of “special person”.

True. Well then, I expect you to be a future cat man who lives in a cottage. If you don’t want to end up like that, you better find someone, fast. Yeah, my Anderson is probably with thst Fabray chick. I think it’s because they couldn’t handle me so they fled. I can’t help it if I’m too passionate. Well you probably won’t die a virgin, I can tell you that now. I will, if you come over and keep me company whilst you steal my liquor.

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I doubt that’s ever going to happen but I keep that in mind. This is the first time we’ve even talked, sweetheart. How am I going to know if leaving Anderson is worth coming over to see you? Therefore you need to be a little more specific about the advantages of your company besides the free booze.

Well you are basically fearless from what i’ve heard. Yes it is correct, dude. You know girls normally say sweetheart to be a bitch towards another girl or if a boy if calling their partner that. Well I also have an Anderson at my dorm but he’s not here. Well, I guess I can keep a good conversation, I’m normally a good kisser but the last time I did it, it kind of scared them off. I also give good sex but you don’t need to worry about that because you probably have a special person.

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Never found myself in such a situation, so no. Risky huh? What exactly to you think is going to happen if I come over?

Well then, tell me if you ever do because I can tell you how to get out of it. Yeah, risky. Well you’ll get to see me and you’ll get free booze, sound good?