Don't you worry child

Well hi there! I'm not sure how you've made your way onto my little corner of the web, but welcome nonetheless! Micah Clarington, eighteen, freshman at Belgrave Academy, and that's about it!

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Maybe I’d be able to get your attention moved over to me. It sounds like a day at the park for me.

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Well someone’s awful confident!

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Tell me then, what else does being your big brother entail? Just for future reference. Doesn’t that sound amazing? You can. I could just take you with me.  Wouldn’t have been too bad. Instead of Micah I would have called you Quasimodo and told people we adopted you from Paris. But I can buy you a coffee anyway. If you want. 

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Being an overbearing dork who lets me hug him a lot, mostly. I’d say you’re pretty successful until you withhold information. Ha, it does, for you, yes. Nah. Even if I was able to go, I wouldn’t. I need my job. I would have cried if you called me Quasimodo. If I want? Of course I want. 

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I disagree. As my older brother, aren’t you supposed to help me figure things out instead of leaving me all alone to travel through life wondering? In other words, just tell me. Not against me though, you love me too much. They’re not excuses, they’re reasonable explanations!

Pretty sure that was not in my job description. I’ll do the stuff I usually do. Spending most of my time bending my body in all directions for professional and private purposes if you know what I mean.  Why would I even  think about going home? Did I miss an invitation to a family gathering or something? Keep telling yourself  that, darling. You really call the things I’ve done to you reasonable excuses? I must have dropped you on your head too many times….

[micah-mic]

As your baby brother, I get to decide what your job description as big brother is. An entire summer of gymnastics and sex, huh? I guess I just thought you’d want to go. God knows I would if I could. You should really make that up to me, by the way. I could have been brain damaged! Or worse, disfigured!

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laylafabs:

That sounds awesome! Take tons of pictures for those of us stuck here!

[laylafabs]

I will, I plan to make you super jealous!

[micah-mic]

Haha, shouldn't be too hard to manage.

[micah-mic]

Does it really count as a win if we just go straight back to the conversation? But anyway. If you’re not going home then what are you doing? You only threatened it, and it was to keep me from selling drugs. I like to think of it as your own personal brand of loving protection.

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Sure does. Use your imagination, little brother. A threat can be easily executed, you know. You were always good at coming up with excuses.

[micah-mic]

I disagree. As my older brother, aren’t you supposed to help me figure things out instead of leaving me all alone to travel through life wondering? In other words, just tell me. Not against me though, you love me too much. They’re not excuses, they’re reasonable explanations!

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Oh yeah, right up there with guys grabbing my ass and calling me sweetheart.

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I might be wanting your job.

[micah-mic]

Ha, by all means, I guess you're welcome to join me.

[micah-mic]

Not at all, actually. You did that thing where you change the subject and hope that I forget my original point. No you don’t. You love me and my smartassery.

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Well, it works everytime. This time not as long as usual but I count it as a success anyway. You still think that after I threatened to sell you to some guy in a random country in the middle east? 

[micah-mic]

Does it really count as a win if we just go straight back to the conversation? But anyway. If you’re not going home then what are you doing? You only threatened it, and it was to keep me from selling drugs. I like to think of it as your own personal brand of loving protection.

[micah-mic]

I’m pretty sure that originally we were talking about why you aren’t going home. We should go back to that. No, you wish it wasn’t true,

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Weren't we already done with that? I wish you weren’t such a smartass

[micah-mic]

Not at all, actually. You did that thing where you change the subject and hope that I forget my original point. No you don’t. You love me and my smartassery.

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What were we talking about again? You wish it was true. 

[micah-mic]

I’m pretty sure that originally we were talking about why you aren’t going home. We should go back to that. No, you wish it wasn’t true,

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I bet that’s one of the joys.

[micah-mic]

Oh yeah, right up there with guys grabbing my ass and calling me sweetheart.

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Wanna come and see my dick?

Now this is probably the most weirdest this conversation could get. But yeah, just kidding. Unless you’re into that..

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I work at a bar, man. I get asked that question every night.

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laylafabs:

I’mstaying in Chicago, so nothing too exciting. You?

[laylafabs]

Might go to the coast, maybe even his Disneyland for a week. I’ll see where the summer takes me!

[micah-mic]

That sounds awesome! Take tons of pictures for those of us stuck here!

[micah-mic]

Yeah? Like what? I’m so offended right now. Really, I’m so hurt. I’m always adorable.

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You’re smart, you’ll figure them out. That would mean that applies to me too which is just not true. 

[micah-mic]

But I like it when you tell me. Whatever, it’s totally true.

[micah-mic]

That’s got to be stressful as fuck, but at least those who are clean get to know it! Well, congrats! Is that something you congratulate someone on?

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I would say that it would be something to congratulate someone on, because they’ve been lucky enough so far not to catch anything and they don’t have anything else to worry about. That, and, some people celebrate not having and STD.

[micah-mic]

Fair enough... also I'm pretty sure this is the weirdest conversation I've had since I moved here.

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laylafabs:

Fuck yes. I cannot wait.

[laylafabs]

Any particular plans?

[micah-mic]

I'm staying in Chicago, so nothing too exciting. You?

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It does come with a few perks. No, you really wouldn’t

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Yeah? Like what? I’m so offended right now. Really, I’m so hurt. I’m always adorable.

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Yeah, but the only bad this is when you gain anxiety waiting for the results. And then that small fraction who are positive for something. Thankfully, I’ve had the weight lifted off my shoulders a few times. 

[micah-mic]

That’s got to be stressful as fuck, but at least those who are clean get to know it! Well, congrats! Is that something you congratulate someone on?