Honey Bee

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[mydododied-deactivated20200613]

The blue in the green

[trulygreatadventure]

[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[moki-dokie]

😭😭😭😭

[drcrowdpleaser]

[allcapsmadbitch]

i ended up paying to break the lease w my racist roommate only to reget a lease w her at a different place bc i had no choice only for her to promise to change and clean and work on her racist tendencies - but then she gets a white bf who says the n word w his bff and then has him over all the time so now im fucked and i cannot fucking handle this

[allcapsmadbitch]

i talked with the property manager, im basically fucked bc our 6 month lease is up in may so what i need and have to do is pay 1800 for the rest of my part of the lease (i already have this saved up i was planning to use it to pay some debts and get a car once i got to a certain point but now i have to use it to escape)

here's a rundown of the situation:

she posts so much blm but cant treat the one black person she knows personally with respect. i can handle the 1800 to get out of here, all im asking is help paying the 1st months rent for my new apartment that i move into in march.

its 975 for a 1br all included w utilities and after the 1st month i can handle it myself i promise all i need is the start up help.

im asking/begging deeply that anyone who sees this reblog at the very least to spread the word. i hate being forced to stay with a performative racist and im so fucking angry that i wasnt able to secure myself a safe place at the end of 2020 without her

$0/975

venmo paypal cashapp

[allcapsmadbitch]

I FORGOT WE OWE RGE TOGETHER IN MY NAME LMAO we were paying off the left over bill together (since my current apt w her is all inclusive too unlike the last) but now she isnt going to help so im left w 550 in my name attached to my ssn that i cant pay which messes me up even further bc i have to pay the 1800 to leave out of pocket😭

$175/1525

[allcapsmadbitch]

$553.73/1525🌠🌠🌠

[allcapsmadbitch]

$682.21/1525💖💖💖

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[moripartylove]

Holy shit

[dyoniisus]

You know what they were a little valid

[understands]

[rebelleluxe]

[sosuperawesome]

Amanita Mushroom Ceramics

Vanda Valerie on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Mugs tags

[cuckslug]

@sluuuug

[queercheersquad]

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

[neurotic-prayer]

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.” (Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

[marauders4evr]

Please join me in appreciating my favorite part of the Avatar pilot.

[sindri42]

That’s it that’s Aang. Character establishment complete in 0.5 seconds, zero lines, and one (1) *ding*.

[ironwoman359]

I’m loving Dante Basco’s prototype Zuko voice

[averagefairy]

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

[art--woonz]

By: heidi annalise Instagram: @artwoonz

[mohnblumesworld]

[shitly]

[untrustyou]

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