Nat Salisbury

Natalie Salisbury. Nat. 28. Writer for Saturday Night Live.

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Wouldn’t say it if I didn’t mean it.

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It kind of sounded like sarcasm.

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too much caffine, not enough work.

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Nice to meet you, Miss Nat.

Wombats… Wombats… Oh! Yeah! It’s just a little in the back there. So you a fan of indie rock, huh?

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Uh, yeah, definitely. Indie rock all the way.

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No, it’s fantastic. I love the feeling of metaphorical asphyxiation.

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Oh I'm sure you do.

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Good. I’d rather not. She’s suffocating me.

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That's probably not good.

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My sister. The devil. The most annoying creation known to man. Need I go on?

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Uh, no, I don't think so.

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I don’t care what she says. I’m going out. I’m staying out. I may not even come back home tonight or even tomorrow morning. So, fucking sick of all of her bullshit.

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...Her?

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too much caffine, not enough work.

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Alright, there’s the spirit!

It’s lovely to meet you, Miss… I don’t think I caught your name, actually.

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Oh, I'm Nat.

I don't suppose you have anything early Wombats-esque?

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You sure? We’ve got quite the collection in here. Mostly imported from England… You can come in and browse.

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Well, I don't have anything better to do.

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[Pausing as soon as he heard a voice, he turned behind him and let out a sheepish laugh, nodding.] Yup. Sorry about that. [He ran over to the volume nob, turning it down a few notches and offered a smile.] Hey, I’m Kace, welcome to Rebel Rebel Records. Anything I can help you with today? Album, movie, dinner date…?

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[Nat laughed awkwardly the second that she realized what she had done.] Oh, um, no, not really.

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too much caffine, not enough work.

[With the store being empty all day, Kace didn’t see the need to act professionally in any way, shape, or form. In fact, he proceeded to dance wildly about Rebel Rebel Records, blasting a song while singing it loudly, dancing around the store as his co-workers gave him incredulous looks.] Well, you must be a girl with shoes like that, she said you knew me well! I seen you and little Stephen and Joanna round the back of my hotel! Oh yeah!

Someone said you was asking after me! But I know you best as a blagger! I said tell me your name, is it sweet? She said my boy it’s dagger! Oh yeah!

Kace, where the hell did you get a golf club?

Doesn’t matter~

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[Having read through all of her books and having nothing to do, Nat decided to go on one of her ever-famous walks, and as she did, she heard a familiar song blasting through the speakers from a store that she walked by. Peeping her head in, she smiled lightly.] Chelsea Dagger, yeah?

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I think I've already read through every book in my home library.

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I was thinking about going. You’re welcome to join.

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Really?

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I think I've already read through every book in my home library.

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Sounds like a trip to Barnes and Nobles!

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That would be a good idea.

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I think I've already read through every book in my home library.

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What books do you enjoy?

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Anything, really, as long as it's decent. But I'm a fan of satire.

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I think I've already read through every book in my home library.

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Film isn't supposed to melt.

Last time I order from that company.

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Your film melted?

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My head is still kind of reeling.

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How was it?

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My act? Amazing.

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I’m kind of one of those ‘suffer until it ends’ type. But maybe I should take some.

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It would probably be a good idea, yeah.