Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum

Natalie Connell. Twenty-one years old. Lived in this town my entire life, until I left a year ago...moved to potato land. I'm the big bad bitch of the west around here, apparently. In the fairytale world, she is the Giant's wife from Jack and The Beanstalk

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-sits on a park bench-

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-smirks, nudging her back- Yeah, yeah, alright, I’ll keep my mouth shut about your beloved, okay? I told you you have to do that. Otherwise you’ll just about lose your mind, princess.

I’m sure he’ll turn up. Damn thing always does.

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It's probably time that I grow up and let him go though... Who has ever heard of a twenty-two year old woman who has to sleep with a stuffed giraffe? -chuckles-

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-sits on a park bench-

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Suppose you’re right about that…the nightmares, I mean. Just as long as they’re not keeping you from too much beauty sleep, princess.

Ah, infamous Pato. How I didn’t miss that little giraffe. Pain in my ass. -smirks slightly- You really should put an alarm on him. Press a button and he’ll beep or something.

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I'm a big girl, I'll get over them eventually...I hope.

Hey! Do not speak of Pato in that way! He's my one and only. -shoves him playfully- I really need to get a tracker on him or something, he gets lost so easily. It makes things really hard with all of the thunderstorms we've been having.

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-sits on a park bench-

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It’s a talent, princess. Take pride and all that. -smirks-

…you alright? Not that people watching is bad but sleep isn’t all that bad either from time to time.

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I guess it is, if anyone has a problem with it, they can fuck off. -winks-

I'm alright. -nods- Most of the time, I guess. Everyone has nightmares though, right? Not that big of a deal. It doesn't help that I can't seem to find Pato. -mumbles-

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-sits on a park bench-

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Well maybe parents shouldn’t let there kids out this late and my swearing wouldn’t be a problem, hmm?

What are you doing out here, princess? Isn’t it past your bedtime?

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Well, every parent is different, right? -shrugs- I shouldn't be lecturing you on swearing though, I don't think anyone swears as much as I do.

I don't sleep much anymore, too many nightmares. -sits down beside him- So I just walk around town. It's kind of fun to people watch.

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-sits on a park bench-

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You know, you shouldn't fucking swear in a park... Never know if there's kids around.

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I don't like being attached to people.

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True. It is but uh well uhm you know what I think?

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I just wish I could go back to the time where I didn't care about anyone but myself...how awful is that?

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I don't like being attached to people.

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It’s the mayor of Suckville. 

Who’s the person you wish you weren’t attached to?

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Well, there's my ex-boyfriend...but mostly my ex-husband. Love's too complicated.

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I don't like being attached to people.

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I think I know that feeling. You uh, you okay there Nat?

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Sucks, doesn't it? I'm...-sighs- I've been better.

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I don't like being attached to people.

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"Homewrecker"...such a strong word.

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I really love being sick.

I don't think I've left the house in a week. I can't watch Reba anymore no matter how much I want to.

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-slides into a random booth at Granny's-

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Yeah, well neither of have a great record of keeping people around. Hell, I’ve even misplaced my family along the way. Aside from Mai, I’ve done a great job of alienating people, so don’t take it personally.

Big word there. You sure we’re even allowed to throw that around…? As far as I know I’m forbidden.

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I don't like the word...doesn't mean it's not true though.

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-slides into a random booth at Granny's-

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I was jealous and you were stubborn and we were both too proud to budge. You had Holden after that, our…our time was never right, Nat. Something stood in our way all the time…what do you want me to say?

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Look how well things worked out between Holden and I. It doesn't change anything but I know that you were my first l-love... Ew I sounded really clingy and gross. Forget I said anything.

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-slides into a random booth at Granny's-

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They fell apart…they always fall apart…learned that a long time ago, Nat. Guess I was stupid for believing otherwise again. Should have learned.

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...You know what's kind of sad? Why we broke up. Some kid kissed me and bam, we were over.

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-slides into a random booth at Granny's-

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Well we haven’t exactly had the best track record, have we, Princess…?

[natalie-connell]

I guess you've got a point there... Things just got really awkward, didn't they?

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-slides into a random booth at Granny's-

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Now, now, Princess, I’ve learned my lesson before. I don’t know where those fingers have been. Sorry, it’s a rule of mine now.

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Ah, I'm only slightly offended that you don't trust me.