Most teenagers pull their phone out of their pocket to check the time. We have reverted to a society that uses pocket watches.

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@nataliegoodmans
Most teenagers pull their phone out of their pocket to check the time. We have reverted to a society that uses pocket watches.
you ever feel like you look good but you just KNOW that in a few years you’re going to be saying “I can’t believe I looked like that!” about your current self like why does future me have to drag me like that
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I'm so fucking frustrated it's great
Gabriel: Don’t be afraid, Mary. You have found favor with God. You will become pregnant, give birth to a son, and name him Jesus.
Mary: How can this be? I'm a virgin.
Gabriel: Virginity is a social construct.
@Lin_Manuel (x)
We don’t have to talk everyday to be friends. We grown and got shit to do but if we cool you know you can always hit my line
@wildlyunimaginative
Watch: Poet Melissa Newman-Evans confesses number 9 is “the most terrifying thing to think about yourself.”
Disney Films + Different kinds of Umbrellas/Parasols Sorry if I forgot any.
Bad test score? Blame the book!
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
OH MY GOD THOUGH
BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN
Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn?
…the wink…
security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it
The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.
Im so sad
y’all need to know what happened in the spanish masterchef last night
okay so we’ve got sweet little laura here
laura is 8 years old. even though she’d been constantly ignored and undervalued by some of the other contestants because of her age, she was definitely one of the best. everyone thought she’d definitely get to the final.
last night was the semifinal.
she wasn’t doing too badly until the last test, which was so hard that it had only ever been done in the grown-up masterchef. the contestants had to follow the instructions of a professional chef who cooked at the same time they did. it was not a test in which you could afford to waste time or get distracted.
and laura, poor, sweet, tiny laurita, whose pots and pans were almost as big as she was, got burnt.
she tried so, so hard to carry on with the test. she knew that having the burn treated would take up too much valuable time, so she kept cooking. but she couldn’t. the burn was bad, she was fighting back tears, and even the judges were starting to get worried. she had to go.
at this point, spain began to cry.
everyone thought it was game over for her. she’d be too far behind when she came back. there was no way she’d be able to make up for lost time.
BUT THEN
SWEET CINNAMON ROLL LUKAS SWOOPED IN AND COOKED IN HER PLACE AND TOOK CARE OF HER DISH AND INGREDIENTS WHILE HE WAS COOKING HIS OWN THING
THIS WAS THE SEMIFINAL AND HE WAS PUTTING HIS PLACE IN THE FINAL AT RISK SO HE COULD HELP HIS FRIEND
HERE YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE JUDGES AND THE CHEF ASKING THEMSELVES IF THIS IS REAL LIFE
SPAIN WAS BAWLING
and then laurita came back with a heavily bandaged hand. she tried to continue, but it was too much for her since she was basically cooking with one hand.
AND LUKAS KEPT HELPING HER
in the end, laura had to leave for good. she just couldn’t cook. she tried, though, and she was asked if she wanted to leave twice before she said yes.
and so our princess left.
thankfully, at least something good happened. lukas made it to the final, and most of spain is rooting for him.
these kids are angels, guys, and i’m crying. i’m crying so much.