Nat The Bat

I love bats. Like, a lot. She/Her. 20's. Very gay.

[taffywabbit]

sketch commission done for deltagear on bsky! the doors are finally closed after a busy day, and Kathy has some time to herself while she winds down and tidies up ☕

[squeakitties]

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon was feeling cute, might rampage through the city later!

[squeakitties]

took a nap on my pet bed and apparently ive been playing roo much risk of rain 2. i tried recreating the item i found in my dream

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Trump forgetting he sent the CIA on a false flag cyberattack campaign to justify the war and reflexively taking another swipe at Minnesota

[ammnontet]

something's coming

[androdrawco]

Sheepification 🐑

[thebeardlyben]

Better late than never I guess for #BowserDay2026 Thanks to my patrons for suggesting this!

[gazeldhazel]

make sure to help your friend out after her bottom surgery by laying on top of her for half an hour while balls deep with a strap-on of her dilator. make sure to kiss her neck and buck your hips every now and then. please. can you help me with that. i mean her

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon asks if you like their dress? They wanted to look nice for you today!

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[twistcmyk]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

you ever feel like you were lonely for so long that it has seeped into the very core of your being and now no matter what you do or how many friends you have you always just feel like a scared little girl

[tredlocity]

[miyunnnaise]

friendship with that one 60 year old coworker

EDIT: someone pointed out i got his eye color wrong #fixedit