A BITCH AND AN ASSHOLE WORK A MISSION TOGETHER (CLOSED RP)
Black Widow was on assignment, and she was in the middle of fighting. Once she got three of the men taken out. She touched her ear piece and spoke into it. “Where the hell is my backup? There’s like twenty more men coming. I would like the help you know.” Black Widow said in a sarcastic tone. She then heard a voice in her ear piece. “He’s on his way”. She rolled her eyes, as she heard the response. “Good to know.” She said to no one in particular, because she already knew that Nick had disconnected the call. Black Widow went around a corner, and there were more men. She did a flip, knocking one out, and she landed in a triple spiral onto her feet, as she looked up. She saw a man in mid jump shooting. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” She said to herself, as she saw who it was. She stood up, as she watched him kill two men with one bullet. She arched a brow watching him.
When he was done, she watched him walk over, and she crossed her arms over her chest, and looked at him. “Took you long enough to show up.” She said as she watched him closely. “Why are you here Wade? I thought you were busy with the infamous X-Men, what made you come this way? Hoping for more hero worship?” Black Widow asked looking at him as she and Wade had a past, and it really wasn’t a pretty one if one were to be honest. Black Widow knew that Wade was looking at her, even though he had the mask on. She didn’t know how she could always tell and no one else could, but she knew. She saw him about to talk and she held up her hand. “Hold that thought.” She said as she ran and slid between his legs, and she quickly stood up, as she twirled around she pulled out two weapons that were specially made for her. “Come get some.” She said to the men.
When they came towards her, she spun around hitting them with great force, breaking bones, and killing them. When they were down and dead, she blew her read hair out of her face, as she put her weapons away. And she turned around and saw Wade, and his sarcastic clapping, and she arched a brow. “Really?” She asked sarcastically, with slight anger in her voice.
She watched him, and she steeped towards him, as she was inches away from him. “I get it, you don’t like me, I don’t like you, let’s get this shit over with, so that we can go our separate ways, got it?” She asked as she looked at Wade. “And last time we went head to head, I kicked your ass, and today, I’m having a fucked up day, don’t make me make you look worse than you already do under that mask.” Black Widow said. She touched her ear piece when she heard Nick Fury’s voice coming through. “If you’re both done with the pissing contest, remember we DO have a mission here, and people to eliminate, can we get back to that? You’re already behind, get to work.” Black Widow rolled her eyes as she heard Nick in her ear, she already knew he cut the link as she responded back in a bitchy tone. “Aye, Aye, My One-Eyed Captain.” She said as she looked at Wade. “Come on, there’s more men to go through before we can even reach our real target, lets get moving.” Black Widow said as she began to lead the way.
Soon as they got their mission assigned aside from the typical show off skills right in front Black Widow, they were not on good terms and Wade prove to be a better asset than most agents. “I could really go for some fucking Tacos and Burritos.” “Still you gotta admit I kicked more ass than you did.” He was one annoying piece of shit, but least he got the job done. Right now they were assigned for one dangerous mission only it’s not HYDRA this time since all of them have been wiped out and most of the members are not seen no this one was quite different and those men they killed work for someone who is more threatening than HYDRA. Nick Fury was watching them both on came and shook his head asking Maria Hill. “Why did I put those two together again?” Maria Hill couldn’t answer that because he assigned it and Wade was getting bored with the X-men. Speaking of which Fury was keeping tabs on the men that were assassinated turns out they work for a non government team and they possibly have ties with the Weapon X but he decided to look into it. “So Scarlett’s what’s our next mission?” He asked nicely but he was being annoying and staring at her ass like a perv but still bugging about their mission and assignment.
Black Widow shook her head as she listened to Wade do what he did best, which was just talk a shit load of nothing, nonsense and bullshit. She actually wondered how he was still alive, with how annoying he was. As they walked she heard what he called her, and in an instant, she has her forearm to his neck, and he was roughly pushed against the wall. She didn’t care if she was choking him or not. “We’re on a mission asshole, talk less, fight more, and you better believe if you call me Scarlett again, I’ll kick your ass back to Professor Xavier. So for once, keep your damned mouth shut.” Black Widow said, as she released him, and touched her ear piece. “Heading towards the north side, whatever you have up your sleeve do it now.” Black Widow then closed her comm link, and she continued to walk. Soon she felt, and heard an explosion go off. She smirked as she looked over her shoulder at Wade. “Try and keep up.” Black Widow said as she pulled her guns and began running towards where the explosion happened.
Wade was one loud mouth that knows when to strike a nerve and never know when to close it at all. He was such a dickwad he made Natasha choke him to death and cause him to struggle and strain where he can’t breathe, but he went along with it and just gasped out air from his mouth and groaned but his reaction to that left him puzzled and then turned on. “Yeah….mouth is zipped but if you choke me with them legs Xenia Onatopp style I might die in a sexy heaven.” Before he could make the conversation more annoying and cause so much drama he ended up hearing the explosion which didn’t take but a few seconds and just made him more alarmed then being all into Nat and trying to get in her panties, but he knows what the mission is, and he will do whatever it takes even if he’ll try to be the over the top and funny on this mission. *Breaks the fourth wall* “I love where this story is going, thank you so much Disney I love you guys, and oh hope ya’ll put me in the Netflix tv shows.” He smiled but followed her to the explosion so they can head to where the explosion was from. Inside of the explosion was a group of me having on military uniforms, stealing a couple of fuel tanks, and the guns they were carrying were miltitant but they caused alot more damage then making it better. Wade was still beside Nat, but asked her a silly question. “So is is this them one missions where we cause a shootout and the I rescue you out of the explosion and we….okay I’m not gonna say the dirty stuff, but the romance but knowing you I might get my nutsack shocked.” He was trying to be funny and annoying on this mission.
Natasha ran towards the explosion and knew Wade was beside her, she stopped as she saw the men and rolled her eyes. This was her big mission? “Note to self, kill Nick later.” Natasha said as she looked at Wade, and just to prove his point and to be a severe bitch, she kicked him in the nuts. “Stop talking and start shooting.” She said as she began to shoot at the men stealing.
Natasha killed two on direct contact, as she saw them running away, she went after them, as she looked over her shoulder. “Keep up Red!!” She yelled over her shoulder as she saw Wade was fighting as well. Because she didn’t want to have to find him later and save his ass.
Natasha shook her head as she shot the asshole who shot Wade. “Get your red ass in gear, let’s go!!” Natasha said as she ran after the men, and she knew Wade was close behind her.
Wade was healing up slowly but shot at the asshole in the head, his arm had aa hole in it which left him angry and pissed the hell off, “Motherfucker I’ll show you.” He shot at the bastard in the head leaving him lying on the ground dead.
He was shooting a couple of more doing a flip and shooting them through their heads only three in a row as he did it so well. He smiled and just enjoyed the kill counts but making this into a competition even Nat would be so annoyed about. “Hey red, think you can keep a score on who shoots better?” He was shooting them hard and leaving about eight bodies all collapsing on each other, and the ground not leaving one standing. One gunmen was right behind Natasha he came in rushing really fast and began to shoot three three of them, but keeping score. “I’m gonna call this my three to one special.” He joked.
Natasha rolled her eyes, as she heard Wade. “Don’t…Call… Me… Red!!” Natasha punctuated each word as she took down three men at a time. The last one she literally jumped on him, and broke his neck. She then looked at Wade. “To your right.” She said as she felt someone grab her, and she instantly spun around and killed the asshole who grabbed her. “DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!” She yelled out.
She looked up and saw Wade was taking down a good amount of men on his own. When he shut the fuck up and worked, he was impressive. When he was talking, he was just annoying as hell and she wanted to kill him herself sometimes. She saw a man coming up behind Wade, and she killed him without blinking. “Consider us even on that. Now can we go catch these assholes?”
Natasha and Wade minted their way from room to room, killing as they did. Natasha busted through the last room and cocked her head to the side. “Going somewhere comrade?” Natasha said with a Russian accent at the end.
Natasha watched the way Wade got his swords ready and she smirked. “Admit it, you’re having fun Red.” Natasha said as she watched the men looking between her and Wade, trying to figure out who they should of been afraid of more.
“Damn right I am, oh shit one of them is pissing in his pants right now.” One of the men were scared of seeing them both, but soon as one of them were aiming at Deadpool. He took out his swords and impaled him right through his stomach leaving him to bleed and die.
He was keeping score on the kills but more men were coming in fast getting ready to shoot them. “Hey Nat you got a squad of five coming on your side hip.” He was telling her where some of the rest of the soldiers were coming as he kept using his swords to do most of the work. Still the man sitting behind the whole screen shot, and laughing at Deadpool’s antics and checking out Black Widow’s skills he was actually impressed, astonished, and quite amazed to find out that they’re both perfect skilled killers. “Hmmm Wade Wilson?” “Welcome home because this will be the place you seek as your home, as for your Femme Fatale I must know more about her as well in fact I have the info.”
Deadpool kicked the last guy in the head and stabbed him through the eye and just sniffed the smoke from his pistols trying to get high smelling that gun oil. He turned his attention back to Widow while cleaning the blood off of his swords. *Breaks the fourth wall* “Normally team ups are lame, but this is super sexy, can’t wait for the future installments for us.”
By the time Wade told her, one of the men had grabbed her, and she kicked him off of her, grabbing the back of his neck, and then kicking him hard in the chest, breaking his sternum which made his heart instantly explode she back flipped back onto her feet and looked at Wade. “Thanks.” Was all she said as she turned around and pulled out two of her hidden gas bombs from her back, and threw them at the other two men, and when it went off, she attacked them, breaking both of their necks.
Natasha had changed drastically since the HYDRA incident. She used to loathe killing, unless it was necessary, now she enjoyed every moment of it. Should she be concerned? Probably, but she didn’t give a shit. Why should she? When caring only got her no where. “Three to your left Red.” She said as she finished off on of the other men. Once he was dead, she was walking towards Wade, and she pulled out her small weapon that contained acid in it, and was in the form of a spray. She walked past the man, without looking at him, or even blinking or hesitating, she sprayed him in the face, as he fell to the ground dying instantly.
Natasha made her way to Wade, and made what looked like a small smirk curving her lips. “I have to admit, when your mouth is shut, you’re good to have around. You seem to have my back well. Just wish you’d keep your mouth shut.” She said as she saw his reaction, as much as anyone could through his mask, and this time she actually laughed. “You know I am one the rare few that can see your reactions through the mask, and can tell when you’re looking at me.” Natasha said smirking.
“Sorry to break up the romance, but remember why you’re there!” Natasha heard in her ear and she rolled her eyes, as she looked at Wade. “Alright, let’s get this shit and get out. Because that to me, was way too easy. So let’s get out while we still can.” She said as she walked with Wade to get what was stolen.
The mission was getting easy and done but something was way off that also includes the whole killing and some obstacles and most of these men were nothing more than just average military assholes. Wade had a sudden feeling something was not right, like not only they were coming in the lab to steal an item that’s valuable SHIELD. It’s the fact that something behind this little mission they have going on is a bit deeper and more mysterious before they can take on but the man sitting behind the desk he was smiling and just got up from his desk and chuckled as he kept on walking and told the soldiers it’s time they greeted them with a warm welcome.
By the time they were retrieving the item they were getting that’s when it got real serious because the man behind the desk was Dr. Kilebrew the man behind his horrible condition that made him look like an ugly person from the outside and inside. Still for one thing this was not going to be an easy one o do. Wade was holding his guns and sword but then stood on Natasha’s side waiting but had a gut feeling something is wrong. “Ummmm my frggin Deadpool senses are kicking in right now.” He said while sneaking in with her.
“That’s probably because this ISN'T the mission, well it is, but there’s a side track to it.” Natasha said as she went to get the item, then suddenly the men and doctor fucker came in, and that was when Natasha heard Nick in her ear piece. “KILL THEM ALL, EXCEPT THE DOCTOR, HE IS TO BE BROUGHT IN FOR QUESTIONING!” Natasha rolled her eyes, she knew that Deadpool wouldn't like this. “So we have to get the item, and kill all the men EXCEPT for the doctor, he’s to be brought in for questioning.” Natasha saw the look that Deadpool gave her, and she looked at him. “Don’t give me that look, these are MY orders. And why the hell do you think that you were teamed up with me? For shits and giggles?” Natasha asked sarcastically.
Soon Natasha went after two of them men, throwing two of her smoke bombs at them. She ran towards them, as she slid under them, using the wall she back flipped onto the neck of one of the men, breaking his neck. As the man fell Natasha jumped onto the other man, when he was knocked down, she punched him once, then pulled out her gun and shot him in the head. She then made her way back to Deadpool. “Come on Red, you need to snap out of it. We have to take doctor asshole in for questioning. But afterwards, you can kill him, torture him, whatever, but you NEED to snap out of this.” Natasha pulled out both of her guns and began to shoot, as more and more men came.
She watched as more and more men came in. “What? Were these assholes born stupid? Because they are BEGGING for a death wish.” Natasha said as she hoped that Deadpool would snap out of it soon enough.
