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I'm alive, debatably!

#I have written so many fucking college essays I want to transfer so bad.

astrology-secrets

The “I will do it because you said I couldn’t” club

Sagittarius, Pisces, Capricorn, Gemini, Scorpio, Aries

capricornrainstorm

Also known as “you told me to do it and now I won’t to spite you club”

mymissus

The truest.

#Sagittarius.

Tony thinks I’m ruining my life.

#nsfw text -#Spoiler alert: Already ruined.#He hacked my computer and submitted transfer applications to like five schools I'd never even considered and I don't know how I feel.#You're an Olympian he says you can do better he says.

I’ve been kissing my professor’s ass for about a week now and I think it’s paid off.

Disgusted emoji but capitalized and bolded and in italics.

#Why am I awake I've been awake so long.

acemattorney replied to your post:In the dirt where I Belong.

Do you want to talk about it

I don’t want to dump this on you, baby,

#acemattorney #It's pretty meaningless stuff.

In the dirt where I Belong.

Somewhere in that routine is four hours of archery.

My irresponsibility is at an all time high.

#Get up; do classwork; lay on the floor. Rinse and repeat.

how many fucks does your sign give?

aries: sometimes 0, sometimes 100

taurus: 1

gemini: a resounding infinity times zero of the fucks

cancer: 9372826271

leo: 2000 but lowkey

virgo: an infinite amount

libra: 50

scorpio: 10,000,000 but only for certain people

sagittarius: absolutely none. not at all

capricorn: you're drowning in the amount of fucks you give but you don't want anyone to know

aquarius: -2

pisces: either too many or none at all, there is no in between

#False.#Sagittarius.

STOP

wait a minute: sagittarius, leo, libra

in the name of love: cancer, taurus, pisces

....hammer time: aquarius, virgo, scorpio

collaborate and listen: aries, gemini, capricorn

#This is important.

weenieastrology

sleeping w the signs

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weenieastrology:

aries: they fall asleep b4 u n their hand just flops on ur face

taurus: snatches ur pillow while u sleep to add it to their pillow house

gemini: ur just about 2 fall asleep n then they suddenly kick u off the bed rip

cancer: sleeping v v v v v close to u while hugging a big pillow

leo: takes up all of the blanket but then kicks it off so now neither of u have it

virgo: stays in their lil corner while u fall asleep but u wake up in their arms

libra: hugs u v tightly while dreaming

scorpio: curled up facing u n it feels like theyre watching u breathe((they r))

sagittarius: takes up 11/12 of th bed but holds u so u dont fall off

capricorn: sleeps w their back against u but theyre so close u can feel them breathe

aquarius: gets up in the middle of the night to go make u a pancake

pisces: puts their leg on top of u so they feel safe

#Sagittarius.

What kind of tumblr the signs run

Aesthetic: Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Trash posts: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Zodiac: Scorpio, Leo

Emo: Cancer, Taurus, Gemini

#Sagittarius.#False!

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corvidmater

SCREAMS THE UPDATE IS ON MOBILE TOO

#By E BY E BYE B

I am dread ing that update

#I can't b elieve this website fucks with me so easily

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