Socrates, meet Archimedes.

Dai or Dirk I guess. | 30 | he/they | Don't look at me I'm busy waiting for the 4th NGE movie.  [HS RP account. formerly grimdark!Dirk Strider.] M!A status: none

[depsidase]

[bullflight]

Mmmmmm... men

[tacettestimonial]

My Wooloo is enormous now and I love them.

[tuxedodan]

you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for

[tuxedodan]

yeah I'll be honest I don't know wtf possessed me here

[starsandsteelandbrokenglass]

Jason, having seen Medea kill and dismember her brother and also kill Pelias for him: Probably I can just divorce her

[tacettestimonial]

Poor dai is getting his blog ignored bc the owner of the blog works at Starbucks and they're notorious for understaffing.

[tacettestimonial]

This sheep dude keeps following me around.

[tacettestimonial]

behold! A random baby wooloo appears!

Oh God another Pokémon baby, send help.

[tacettestimonial]

Do you ever just sleep for a week?

[tacettestimonial]

I am once again, announcing my alive status.

[tacettestimonial]

But Dai, he body slammed a teenager into a moving train and destroyed a whole universe. So did I and honestly he’s living his best life I’m his little cheerleader through it all and I wanna boop his strong nose.

[tacettestimonial]

My little pookie bear, my snuggle muffin my sunshine

[tacettestimonial]

Picture me emerging from a future style lab and out from under a pile of Spiderman 2099 body pillows.

Sup.

[insomniac-arrest]

"Humans out-competed other hominids because of tendencies toward violence and domination." Ummmm

(X, X)

Early Man be fishin' (and being eaten)

(X, X)

Wisdom of the Ancestors like: if you have a rival, have you considered kissing them?

[im-just-kinda-here-k]

There is considerable evidence that the neanderthals went extinct not necessarily because of violence with humans but because we fucked em so much they got assimilated into our gene pool

[thirrith]

#see we are definitely going to fuck aliens

[tacettestimonial]

Tumblr what in fresh hell are you doing playing ads when I'm not looking at said ad.

[communistkenobi]

disliking a character not because I actually find them annoying or whatever but because the people who like that character are insufferable

[bitegore]

[ubercharge]