where my demons hide

✗ Nathan Faraday ✗ 27 ✗ Custodian ✗ Group: ALPHA Nate Faraday from Altoona, PA. Terrible shot, okay janitor, and all around forgettable guy (and that's the way he likes it).

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

I plead the fifth.

[natefaraday]

Your silence only further proves that your were a nutella junkie like the rest of us.

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

Nope. I’m not confirming or denying any possible addiction to Nutella.

[natefaraday]

So the addiction is real!

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

Hm? Did I say I was addicted to it? I don’t remember that at all.

[natefaraday]

Are you saying you weren't?

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

I guess there are worse things to be addicted to. Like crack. Or nutella. Ugh nutella.

[natefaraday]

I'm pretty sure we were all addicted to Nutella. That was the spread equivalent of crack.

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

God has it really been two years that’s—I sound like I was addicted to tv. I mean I probably was but shit, kinda pathetic. You really don’t have to, but if you, y’know happen to come across something I won’t say no. 

[natefaraday]

We all have our things. Nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I'm sure if I thought about it, I'd find something I was addicted to back then.

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

Mine either. I think I might have thrown up when they put a gun in my hand for the first time. That’s uh that’s probably TMI, huh? My hands still shake like crazy when I hold one I just I can’t do it.

Yeah, I know. Ferris Bueller. We? I don’t want to be a bother to anyone. I’m sure I’ll survive. Or something.

[natefaraday]

I think I've handled worse "tmi" than that. It's okay.

You've gone about 2 years without TV, I think you've earned some, don't you? It's not a bother, I kinda need something to occupy my time and hunting down television sounds like quite the adventure.

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

Oh. How is that goin’ for ya? The firing range thing I mean.

Uh, shit. Nothing really. I wasn’t really a hobby person before this y’know? S’not like there’s much to do besides sit around and wait for somethin’ interesting to happen. I miss TV.

[natefaraday]

Not so well. Not sure if shooting is really my thing. 

Ellie was talking about finding an iPod with a movie on it the other day. Maybe we could find you some more of those. Then you'd have stuff to watch again.

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

Is that all you do when you’re free? Work out?

Um, yeah I s’pose. Bit bored too, but can’t expect much yanno?

[natefaraday]

No, I usually read, or practice at the firing range. 

What, uh, what do you do to pass the time? I'm always on the lookout for a new hobby. 

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

Oh, no, no no. You don’t have to apologize. I was just…pointing out the obvious.

Enjoying your day off then?

[natefaraday]

I guess, I mean it beats cleaning out toilets, but it does leave me a bit bored.

Are you enjoying your day?

[natefaraday]

A day off.

[cameroncastor]

You…

are not wearing a shirt.

[natefaraday]

Sorry, I was getting a work out in before the day got away from me.

[natefaraday]

A day off.

Away from clogged toilets, and leaky sinks, and the season of the flu.

[cameroncastor]

And teenager years. And adulthood.

Sometimes. But I got pretty comfortable with it. Doesn’t matter much now.

[natefaraday]

The apocalypse. Great way to quit cold turkey.

[cameroncastor]

Yeah, kind of. I-is that bad?

[natefaraday]

No, it's just a type of childhood. 

Do you think it's bad?

[cameroncastor]

It’s not weird. I grew up on The Price is Right. And Drew Carey was a total impostor.

[natefaraday]

So you grew up in front of the TV?

[cameroncastor]

You’re terrible, you know that? Fine. Do you know anything about me?

[natefaraday]

I know you harbor an extremely weird soft spot for Bob Barker.

[cameroncastor]

Aw, c’mon, that’s mean. I won’t tell anyone.

[natefaraday]

What a coincidence! Neither will I.

[cameroncastor]

Do you know any good gossip?

[natefaraday]

I do.

But I'm also a vault. Whatever I know. stays with me.