Keepin&#x27; it Straight.

Fuck, you're all back

And I was having fun being the only one in building.

I'm sure it was nice not hearing my music blast from across the hall.

#allister

Why is New York so loud?

Do you need some motivation?

#that was kind of the point! haha he's such a joker #theo #his smile though

What kind of motivation are you offering?

Why is New York so loud?

I’m sure there’s some way both of us could contract the kissing disease.

Oh, there is. But, I'm afraid that if I don't go back to work now, I never will.

#theo #he's precious

Sleep

The bed or you mean Theo was extremely comfortable?

The bed. Don't get nasty, Joey.

#joey

Why is New York so loud?

I would take you back in a heartbeat if we hadn’t used up all our vacation days.

Well, it looks like I'll have to cancel my plans to get mono next week. Damn.

#yeah! definitely #theo

Why is New York so loud?

I miss Lancaster already.

#are we gonna finish the lancaster para?#theo

I do, too. Let's go back.

Sleep

I think you’re alone there. I had the best sleep of my life while I was gone.

Oh really? Why was your sleep so great, hmmmm?

I was in Lancaster. It's so quiet there. And the bed was extremely comfortable.

#joey

Nathaniel Marcus Mayfield Moodboard One

#headcanon

Sleep

I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. I want more sleep.

I think you're alone there. I had the best sleep of my life while I was gone.

#joey

Three years older

Let’s just say you broke the laws of natural and you’re both the real father.

That's exactly what happened. Exactly.

#fw:allister

Guess we're doing this again.

Pre-teen drama? Oh, goodness. How old are they now?

They're almost eleven. I can't believe it.

Guess we're doing this again.

Luckily the gyno told us it was only one. I don’t think we could handle two. I’m already exhausted like this.

Yeah. Having twins is fun, but it's double the fees, double the pre-teen drama.

Three years older

I can’t help but love him. He’s a mini Laina that I can play baseball with.

That's awesome. Yeah, Sutton and Hugh are a mess. Honestly, we can't decide which of us is really their father. Sutton is more like Theo, and Hugh is more like me. It really could go either way.

#fw:allister

Guess we're doing this again.

Because we don’t even know yet. We wanted it to be a surprise.

What if it ends up being twins? Trust me, I've been through that before.

Guess we're doing this again.

Not taking enough naps?

I'd like to think that's what it is. What about you? You still haven't told me what the sex of that little squirt is.

Three years older

Make Theo do some of the work. And yes. Foster’s reached the terrible threes. Luckily I have energy.