The Great Googly Moogly

I'm very deep and my mom doesn't understand me.

[naterooni]

[popculturetart]

[naterooni]

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??

me: video gaem

mom: no vid game, child.

me: money

mom: 4 what

me: for video gm ae

mom: outsmarted agen

[masochistsdaughter-deactivated2]

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“Text Me" (#13) 9:43PM (2004). Taking requests, inbox here.

Texts from an old Nokia transferred into a simple, transparent image.

Keep the caption.

[sunsuhage]

[hana-yori-deactivated20180325]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[potentcombinations]

When your best friend sees you lookin raggedy and fixes your shit

[fffffxjjjjj]

dying

[thosesunburnedguys-deactivated2]

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[madisen]

YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL

[littlevoguemag]

I wish

[allthingscleopatra-deactivated2]

this warms my heart.

[hotboysofficial]

having a crush on someone

[naterooni]

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

[naterooni]

me: [walking past video game store]

me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]

mom: no

[takaramonos]

[teflonly]

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

someone: [flirts with me]

me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone

someone: [asks me on a date]

me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.

someone: [confesses their love for me]

me: they are probably just being sarcastic