Hello!

My name is Allison. I'm a 23-year-old college grad and I'm a Slytherin. My blog is primarily Harry Potter, Adventure Time, Avengers, Sherlock, Attack on Titan, Free, Frozen, Pushing Daisies and Supernatural but I do post a ton of random shit as I see fit....

[theblueeyedfirebender]

Aang: as an airbender i am committed to peace and preserving all life as precious and sacred

Appa: DIE BITCH

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[odinsblog]

Bernie Sanders is winning the popular vote in New Hampshire, he won the popular vote in Iowa, but MSNBC and the rest of “anyone but Bernie” corporate media is probably going to run with their counter factual, “he’s still losing” narrative.

[caffeinegalore]

[animations-daily]

Frozen 2 (2019)

[free-range-tiddies]

Me: *Walks by a smoker*

Me:

[weyland-yutanideathsquads]

Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke

[squidwardhentaicles]

Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time

[kestrelle]

maybe it’s just because I’m an Oldfan™ but this book I spotted at the library is absolutely sending me

CHOOSE YOUR AU

I’m

[lavenderandvanilla]

🤣🤣🤣

[johannadc]

Instead of fanfic being despised, now there’s a chirpy how-to guide for teens. Rock on, gals. 

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on

[vardaelcntari]

That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

[nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui]

The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:

25 July 1938                                              20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully

J.R.R. Tolkien.

(Letter 30)

The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.

[correspondingnerd]

This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.

[geekandmisandry]

W.h.a.t.

[bramblepatch]

Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”

[steakplissken]

Nazis: Are you Aryan?

Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[oficialseltzer]

Excuse me…What..?

[meanplastic]

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.

[k1mkardashian]

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

[turtletiiime]

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

[k1mkardashian]

fingering myself

[browsedankmemes]

[memewhore]

[moby-grapes]

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[chiibinomonodamon]

This ship is so f*cking cute and I hope they get married.

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

Not just cute, this is incredible. The male love interest tells the female protagonist, “The person I think I know is partly my own fantasy. I want to know the real you.” Need more shows/movies/everything like this 

[appendingfic]

Before that, he’s sad she’s dating someone else, and tells someone, “it’s not her fault I didn’t ask her sooner”.

He’s like the anti-Ross

[titenoute]

good guy haida