The motherfucking queen of not taking your shit

Contain yourselves, ladies.Psychologist. Forty. Perpetual troublemaker. Nathan Watts, everybody. Voted Best brOTP with Noah McAllister, 2014

[nathan-watts]

Nate^2

[drnate-simmons]

Not to mention the pollution, the thousands of animals which are now extinct, the neo-liberalism that’s in place in Global South countries. A very big pair of shoes indeed. You know, I have never asked you what you do for a living. Or maybe I did.. but I have forgotten…

[nathan-watts]

We've really set the next generation up for a challenge. Really, the millennials should be thanking us. 

I'm a psychologist at Turning Point; most people think I'm just some enigma who has a computer, though, and that's the way I like it. You're an oncologist, yeah?

[nathan-watts]

Neslyn & Nathan

[neslyn-beinte-deactivated201604]

I can not recall… no. Mostly because there isn’t such as thing!

[nathan-watts]

There absolutely is, because I have on. I'm a professor, and I demand respect!

[nathan-watts]

Nate & Keila | Private

[keila-maahs]

I’ve decided I’m going to celebrate Christmas for the first time. Adra is going to help me get what I need for a tree. What about you?

[nathan-watts]

Same as usual. Nothing interesting. 

So this is your first christmas, eh? That's gonna be pretty fucking intense. Did you kick it off with Black Friday shopping?

[nathan-watts]

[abbiemcarthur]

I’m glad it’s of your liking!

Are you electric? My name is Abigail McArthur, not related to Douglas Macarthur. 

[nathan-watts]

I could be electric, depending on the situation. But I don't know, man; if you aren't related to Douglas Macarthur, that might be a deal breaker.

[rosiewinstonwatson]

As much as I enjoyed getting to see another part of this country, it’s rather wonderful to be back in LA in my apartment with my books, I am finally starting to feel as if it is my little home away from home. 

[nathan-watts]

Dickens? Classy. Are you getting in the Christmas mood?

[nathan-watts]

Nate^2

[drnate-simmons]

  Shall we wait for the next generation of Nates to attempt the porcupine haircut? I know after that phase, I went onto the Beckham duck tuff. 

[nathan-watts]

I doubt the next generation of Nates will be able to accomplish half the things we have. Look at what we did to the Ozone layer; they've got big shoes to fill. 

[nathan-watts]

Nate & Keila | Private

[keila-maahs]

Nothing like that. Thinking about Christmas.

[nathan-watts]

What are you doing on Christmas, Arabian Princess?

[nathan-watts]

[abbiemcarthur]

It’s definitely the cheekbones.  lapis lazuli and the height of your cheekbones. 

[nathan-watts]

Woah, I wasn't being serious, but now I'm going to keep this tidbit tucked away for future reference. The name's Nathan Watts -- like the measure of electricity -- who are you?

[nathan-watts]

Neslyn & Nathan

[neslyn-beinte-deactivated201604]

  What happened to being a psychologist?

[nathan-watts]

I mean, I have a degree in General Reptilian Fuckery that needs put to good use, Neslyn. Don't you remember?

[maluhialanikahala]

Got bored so I got another tattoo.

[nathan-watts]

Is it my name? You shouldn't have!

[nathan-watts]

Nate^2

[drnate-simmons]

Me?! My porcupine days died when I turned 17, mate. I can never pull it off. 

[nathan-watts]

Don't be modest, fellow Nate. There isn't a single Nathan to date who can't pull off this haircut.

[nathan-watts]

My ”Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel put aside their differences to have a love child” phase. 

[abbiemcarthur]

Add to that the Edith Piaf pose… Visual poetry man. 

[nathan-watts]

I like to think there's something poetic about my face, sure. It's the cheekbones; gotta give dear old Dad credit where it's due.

[nathan-watts]

Neslyn & Nathan

[neslyn-beinte-deactivated201604]

I didn’t know porcupines could be sexy..

You worry me sometimes.

[nathan-watts]

That's why I'm the Zoologist and you're the fangirl, blondie.

[nathan-watts]

My ”Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel put aside their differences to have a love child” phase. 

[keila-maahs]

What are you thinking about?

[nathan-watts]

The Sound of Silence, and other incredibly deep things. What's on your mind?

[mk-williams]

My random, and ridiculous wardrobe, I love this. I think people were really looking at me crazy after this one.

[nathan-watts]

That's the classiest goddamn bath-robe I've ever seen.

[nathan-watts]

Nate^2

drnate-simmons

It’s a convincing phase / look for you, fellow Nate. 

Many thanks, fellow Nate. It's probably a look you would rock better than I  would. 

[nathan-watts]

Neslyn & Nathan

neslyn-beinte

Your hair in this definitely looks like a porcupine.

The sexiest mother fucking porcupine you've ever seen.