“How about you pick the girls I date from now on, then, smart ass.”
“If I do that, you’ll be dating that cute redhead that you make videos with sometimes.”

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“How about you pick the girls I date from now on, then, smart ass.”
“If I do that, you’ll be dating that cute redhead that you make videos with sometimes.”
I will accept that apology.
Good. I’m Nathan, by the way.
Yeah, I had tinder for a minute there, but apparently no matter how much I stressed that I wasn’t looking for hookups, men still managed to try to hook up with me.
I apologize for my gender. We think with our penises most of the time.
“It’s just annoying. You’re either a slut or a prude. I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work.”
“It’s really not how it’s supposed to work, but welcome to the new world.”
Welcome to it dude. Is this a new revelation ,or did someone just do you dirty recently?
I downloaded Tinder and regretted it immediately.
Astounded by his words, Ariel stepped back some and glared. “You don’t know me, and what I’ve done with any boy– you get no right to judge me in that way. I I have never and will never take my clothes off for any boy, and if any other girl or boy does that, it gives you no right to judge them for it. That’s the highest form of slut shaming. Chivalry is a thing which you lack. Gladly, I want nothing to do with you.” Turns and walks off.
“No, actually, it’s not fucking slut shaming. I don’t think you’ve noticed, but because boys think that sex will just be handed to them, they don’t treat girls with respect. And because of that, girls don’t think they fucking deserve that respect. So then they reduce themselves to fuckboys---as everyone calls it. And judging by the offense you’ve taken to me saying that, you obviously have partaken in a purely physical relationship. Whether that was all you wanted or not, people deserve more than that. You and your annoying voice can stay in your flowery, idiotic world for all I give a shit.”
“I’m not trying to be cute, but you can think whatever you want–” she muttered softly. “I honestly think there is nothing wrong with the ‘dating scene’ as you put it. Let people be happy with out judgement. Goodbye.”
“Clearly you’re one of the ones that takes her clothes off for any boy that thinks she’s cute. Newsflash, I’m not judging---I’m just saying chivalry is a fucking thing. Don’t bother speaking to me again.”
“What do you mean?”
Nathan gave the girl a blank stare, rolling his eyes. “If you’re planning on being ignorant because you think it’s cute, you can go away now. I’m not fucking explaining a simple concept to a brunette that thinks she’s blonde.”
Dating is shit anyway. You shouldn’t be worrying over it.
So, stay single forever? Basically?
“Well someone sounds bitter… and also a little like my grandfather, but with more colorful language.”
“You have to be interested in dating to be bitter about it. I just think people are fucking stupid.”
“What do you mean by that, exactly? I don’t understand.”
“It means that teenagers don’t know how to date properly. Were you not listening?”
“What makes you say that?” Tallulah raised an eyebrow. “Let me guess… a bad heartbreak?”
“Not everyone has to experience a heartbreak to know that the dating scene these days is fucked up. So no, your assumption is wrong, and now you look like an ass.”
“I totally agree. Some guys don’t even go to the door when they pick a girl up for a date. They just sit in the car and honk. “
“We live in a world where casual sex is the new dating and I don’t foresee it changing anytime soon.”
“Fuck dating, man. I’m obviously not doing it right, so I’m done trying.”
“That’s because you keep dating the wrong girls. Maybe if you didn’t have a type, this wouldn’t be an issue.”
“This generation is fucked when it comes to dating. Holy freaking crap.”
“No, no. I’m hiding. I am ashamed and I am hiding. Please let me hide in peace.”
“What the heck did you do?”
“No. I just hoped it had started to.”
“Well it didn’t, so stop getting your hopes up.”